NeverThat.com » naked http://neverthat.com Twisted, Absurd, Strange... Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:37:31 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Drivking Naked in a stolen car http://neverthat.com/drivking-naked-in-a-stolen-car/ http://neverthat.com/drivking-naked-in-a-stolen-car/#comments Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:54:59 +0000 admin http://neverthat.com/?p=2187 Where are the parents, I mean pants.

Likes to drive in the buff.

Likes to drive in the buff.

A Palestine man was behind bars Sunday night after police say he lead DPS troopers in Leon County on a wild chase while he was stark naked.

According to DPS, the chase started in on Highway 79 Leon County just north of Franklin where 31-year-old Ulbado Olvera was driving a stolen car.

The chase continued through Robertson County and finally into Brazos County where Olvera allegedly drove into a ditch near the University Drive exit on Highway 6.

DPS says Olvera, who was naked the entire time, got out of the car and ran onto the highway where he was eventually arrested.

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]]> http://neverthat.com/drivking-naked-in-a-stolen-car/feed/ 0 Pizza woman delivers pie, sausage and meatballs waiting…. http://neverthat.com/pizza-woman-delivers-pie-sausage-and-meatballs-waiting/ http://neverthat.com/pizza-woman-delivers-pie-sausage-and-meatballs-waiting/#comments Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:47:49 +0000 admin http://neverthat.com/?p=2058 The guy just wanted what was in her pizza box.

A female pizza delivery worker got more than she bargained for on multiple occasions when she went to deliver food and was met at the door by a man wearing no pants.

You want whats in her box.

You want whats in her box.

Portsmouth Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the woman delivering the pizza notified police of the man’s actions after it took place four different times.

“She would go to the address and the guy comes to the door wearing no pants,” McQuate said.

The lieutenant said the man would be completely naked from the waist down.

McQuate said the pizza delivery woman called police in an effort to let them know what was going on, but didn’t wish to press charges.

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They were chanting “Ho, ho, ho! Ho, ho, ho!” and by they, I mean about 200 people dressed in some version, and in many cases a perverse version, of Santa Claus. They were also playing dodge ball, climbing trees, pounding beers, and generally inciting chaos. The defenseless Benjamin Franklin Memorial quickly became a victim of that chaos when somebody wrote “HO” in white spray paint on the base, then climbed the monument and santafied it.

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