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A 21-year-old Bridgeton Township man who was arrested in March for masturbating in a Wal-Mart dressing room with women’s undergarments and a couple of magazines had an explanation for his behavior in Bucks County Court today.

He was high.

After entering a guilty plea, Joseph Eric Renno told Bucks County Judge Rea Boylan that he had been high on marijuana at the time, and had moved away from his Franconia Township home to get away from bad influences that contributed to the incident.

Boylan said she thought there was probably more to it. She sentenced Renno to 12-months probation, ordered him to stay away from the Wal-Mart and required him to undergo mental health and substance abuse evaluations. Renno will also have to pay $36 in restitution to the store for the ruined undergarments.

A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school’s cafeteria.

DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients.

Sheen called the prank “beyond stupid.” “If you prove to me you’re worthy of another chance, in two years, then I will give it to you,” Sheen said.