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Home from a hard day at work. Your wife has picked up a part time job at a local convenience store, or so you think. You head on down to the local brothel, only to find your wife, working.

A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees.

Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

“I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

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When something like this happens, you swing a baseball bat at the gunman’s head, because he has suggested that his gun may not be loaded.

convenience store customer was struck on the head with a gun when he mistook a robber for a friend who he thought was playing a practical joke, police said.

The masked man entered Sandler’s Party Store about 10:30 p.m. Wednesday, brandished a handgun and demanded money.

Patrick O’Brien, 21, walked up to the man, thinking he was a friend, and grabbed him in a playful way, police said. The gunman then hit O’Brien in the head with his gun.

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