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Say what? Wildlife officials said arhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay.

Poop?

Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

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