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Everyone knows that trial by drowning or fire is the only real way to be sure..

Indian police began a probe on Monday into reports that villagers in a tribal area of central India beat 50 women with sticks after accusing them of witchcraft, and cut off their hair.

The villagers acted on the advice of a local spiritual man who said the assault would protect them from evil spirits, in a forest in a poor district of Chhattisgarh state, 400km (250 miles) from the capital Raipur, police said.

Dozens of women are killed every year on suspicion of being witches or witch doctors in India, where superstition is widespread, especially in rural areas that lack an effective schooling system.

While there are few killings in Chhattisgarh, more than 100 women are tortured, paraded naked or harassed in the state every year, officials say.

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A supermarket is defending itself for refusing to a write out 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell’s name on his birthday cake. Deborah Campbell, 25, of nearby Hunterdon County, N.J., said she phoned in her order last week to the Greenwich ShopRite.

When she told the bakery department she wanted her son’s name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said Tuesday. The Campbells’ two other children are named JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns 2 in a few months, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, who will be 1 in April.

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I would party with these chicks, they seem pretty cool. The manager was probably just upset because they gave him no play.

A trio of Anderson girls are in hot water with their fast-food employer for dipping themselves into the sink used to clean dishes.

One of the girls bathing in the sink at the Anderson Kentucky Fried Chicken posted the photos on the Internet and after management learned of them, all three were suspended today, said Cheri, assistant manager at the restaurant. She declined to give her last name.

The photos, which appeared to have been posted late last month, showed the girls bathing in the deep commercial sink and posing in their underwear and swimwear.

She said no manager was on duty when the photos were likely taken, when the three girls closed the restaurant themselves. In her more than a year at the store, Cheri said she hadn’t had any incidents similar to this.

The photos had been filed under a gallery called “KFC moments.” Captions for the photos included “haha KFC showers!” and “haha we turned on the jets.”

On her MySpace page, the girl lists herself as a 17-year-old worker at the Anderson KFC.

“I’m a KFC worker, they are my best friends and my family,” she said on her site.

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The 11 year old just wanted to be accepted into his favorite gang.

As Joan Hicks watched television in her basement Friday morning, the two grandsons left in her care when her daughter went to prison found a gun and decided to play a game they called “Gangster.”

The pop of the .25-caliber handgun sent Hicks racing upstairs at 9:10 a.m. where she found the 8-year-old boy bleeding from a gunshot wound to his side. His 11-year-old brother had shot him, police said.

The boys found the gun in Hicks’ car but family members said it was not hers. It belonged to the boys’ aunt, they said, and it was unclear why it was in the car or how the boys found it.

Officers arrested the older boy for felonious assault. He was held at the Juvenile Detention Center. Hicks faces a charge of failing to secure a deadly weapon, police said. Cops seized two other .45-caliber handguns from the home.

Hicks took custody of the boys after their mother, Kimmie Hicks, was sentenced to four years in prison last month for beating the boys with an ax handle in a grocery-store parking lot.

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It beats sitting at home with your wife waiting to die.

A 60-YEAR-old man who was thrown into the air in celebration at his retirement party died after his colleagues failed to catch him and he fell to the floor.

The case came to light after the man’s wife filed a police complaint against colleagues who threw the man up into the air, accusing them of gross negligence, the Mainichi paper reported on its website.

The man died in September, 10 months after the party attended by around 40 people at an unnamed transport company at an inn in Ritto, near the ancient capital of Kyoto in central Japan.

The fall damaged his neck and backbone, leaving him paralyzed, and he eventually died of blood poisoning, the paper said.

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I had a friend who tried to suicide by jumping behind a train. She
was dyslexic.

A coroner has called for “insult chatrooms” to be banned after a man took his own life while being watched by others on a web cam.

A verdict of suicide was returned on Kevin Whitrick, 42, of Wellington, Telford, Shropshire, who died in March.

The court heard he was using Paltalk, which urged users to insult each other, when he said he wanted to kill himself.

He hanged himself while some internet users urged him on and others tried to stop him, coroner Michael Gwynne heard.

‘Well-liked’

The coroner was told Mr Whitrick had been using a “friendly insult” forum at the time of his death.

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A dollar saved is a dollar earned.

A man trying to enter a rock concert at a fair impaled his thigh on a wrought-iron fence and underwent surgery to have a two-foot section of fence removed from his leg.

Aaron C. Fry, 19, of Washington Borough, Lancaster County, used both hands to steady himself atop the fence, 12 feet in the air, for 45 minutes Wednesday evening, until crews working on ladder trucks and a fork lift could cut the fence and lower him to the ground.

“He had to actually try to hold himself up there,” said John Kottmyer, assistant chief of York’s city fire and rescue service.

Rescuers could not remove Fry from the fence because doing so could have risked serious blood loss or death, said David Nichols, chief of the West Manchester Township Fire Department.

“Medical protocol is you don’t … remove an impalement because it may have severed an artery or nicked an artery and it could be holding that back that blood,” Nichols said.

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Better if she had got shitface drunk, I suppose, & forgot about the kid & then fell asleep in the bathtub until the next morning. Like most kids, they get cocked and then cock while baby sitting.

A 15-year-old Nassau County girl who authorities say posted a picture on the Internet of her smoking marijuana while baby-sitting was arrested and charged with felony child abuse, the Nassau County Sheriff’s Office said.

According to the arrest report, the teenage girl — who is not being named because of her age — told investigators, “she had been smoking a joint with the child while baby-sitting” at her Yulee home earlier this month, according to WJXT-TV.

She also told detectives she took a picture of it and posted it on her personal MySpace.com page.

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How sweet…

When a Coney Island lifeguard spied a shark near an upset group of swimmers, he did what he thought was right: He rescued the fish.

Marisu Mironescu, 39, said he was prompted to action Monday after seeing about 75 to 100 people circling the 2-foot sand shark off the beach and “bugging out.”

“They were holding onto it and some people were actually hitting him, smacking his face,” said Mironescu. “Well, I wasn’t going to let them hurt the poor thing.”

He grabbed the largely harmless shark in his arms and carried it, backstroking out to sea, where he let it go. “He was making believe like he’s dead, then he wriggled his whole body and tried to bite me,” Mironescu said.

“We had a little bit of a punctuation mark at the end of summer with ‘Jaws’ junior showing up and frightening people,” said Adrian Benepe, the city Parks Commissioner.

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Is it a race issue when Michael Vick is paid hundreds of millions of dollars to play in the NFL?? – Dr. White’s TALK in itself is FUCKING racist. It does not matter if the person indicted is black,white, Hispanic or what ever. Being a sadistic fuck is being a sadistic fuck. Training dogs to kill is sick. Killing dogs who are not the ultimate KILLING machines is even more demented. Need this even be said? Dr. White thinks that the federal government should proceed with kindly restraint because Michael Vick is a African American. Fuck that.

Get a fucking job and stop blaming white people for everything. We do not owe you a fucking thing. Slavery ended like 300 years ago. Get over it. Get a FUCKING job please. Non African people are getting sick of this shit. Many Africans are getting sick of this shit, Trust me. It is no longer, “awwwww Tyrone is disgruntled and has every right to be“. It is more like stop running your trap and conform like every other fucking American. I am sick of this shit.

All this equal opportunity action gives you more opportunities as a black man to excel in life than I do as a white man. If I were a black man, I would shut my fucking trap, take that as one hell of a gift, and use it to better myself. And you know what, if I were black, I would have already done just that.

An NAACP leader believes Michael Vick should be allowed to return to the NFL, preferably the Atlanta Falcons, after serving his prison sentence for his role in a dogfighting operation.

“As a society, we should aid in his rehabilitation and welcome a new Michael Vick back into the community without a permanent loss of his career in football,” said R.L. White, president of the NAACP’s Atlanta chapter, yesterday. “We further ask the NFL, Falcons, and the sponsors not to permanently ban Mr. Vick from his ability to bring hours of enjoyment to fans all over this country.”

White said the Falcons quarterback made a mistake and should be allowed to prove he has learned from that mistake. On Monday, Vick said through a lawyer that he will plead guilty to a federal charge of conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities and conspiracy to sponsor a dog in an animal fighting venture.

White said the Atlanta chapter supports Vick’s decision to accept a plea bargain if it’s in his best interest, but he questioned the credibility of Vick’s codefendants, saying an admission of guilt might be more about cutting losses than the truth.

“Some have said things to save their own necks,” White said. “Michael Vick has received more negative press than if he had killed a human being.”

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