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Prostitutes, Prostitutes Everywhere

May 7th, 2007 admin No comments

And if prostitution were legal, the girls could be in government-inspected brothels where they wouldn’t have to worry about being beaten and robbed, pimps wouldn’t take half their money, those with addictions could get treatment, they (and johns) could be monitored for disease, they wouldn’t have to worry about being arrested, they could get a pension plan, and they wouldn’t be out in the middle of the street in front of a daycare center.

Groups of men were taken into custody in an Osceola County, Fla., neighborhood Friday night accused of soliciting undercover police officers posing as prostitutes.


Painters, cashiers and even businessmen stopped to solicit sex,” Local 6′s Erik von Ancken said. “And most of them denied it, even though the decoys were wearing microphones.”

David Parsons was taken into custody during the sex sting but denied doing anything wrong.

“I am embarrassed as heck right now,” Parson said. “All I was doing was talking.”

Another man said he felt stupid and had a wife and daughter waiting for him at home.

“People will drive up and ask them to do the most vile and disgusting sex acts for money,” Kissimmee police Capt. Warren Shepard said. “It brings in that type of person into the neighborhood.”

Kissimmee police said most of the prostitutes on 192 in Kissimmee are hooked on drugs and use the money on their habit.

All women are prostitutes. It’s the price that is negotiable.

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They were walking on my eardrums

May 7th, 2007 admin No comments

I read somewhere that the average American swallows 14 spiders a year in their sleep. I have no idea how someone came this conclusion, but it’s a fun thing to tell the chick right before bed.

What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy’s ear — “like Rice Krispies” — ended up as an earache, and the doctor’s diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear.

“They were walking on my eardrums,” Jesse Courtney said.(Watch how an earache led to the creepy discovery Video)

One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader’s left ear canal. His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear — “like Rice Krispies.”

This story makes my ears itch.


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Sixth-grader admits stabbing ducks with pencil

May 7th, 2007 admin No comments

He doesn’t need “treatment”, he needs to be destroyed like a rabid dog. This kid is 12 years old. He says he “didn’t know why it was wrong”. Folks, this article sums up the dumb thinking of adults everywhere. Treatment?

Gimme a fucking break … this kid is toast. He should be tried as an adult and put away forever. Period. Just lock his little Jeffrey Dahmer ass up now, before he starts filling his freezer with the neighbors kids.

Just think in 5-10yrs he will be thinking the same thing when he kills his first human victim.

A sixth-grader stabbed to death a mother duck and two ducklings that had nested near a school, distressing the other children and alarming officials who said the boy needs mental health treatment.

Students at Wilbur Middle School had named the mother duck Lucy and were monitoring her and her brood, making sure no one disturbed the nest in a grassy creek bed. Their mutilated bodies — stabbed with a pencil — were found this week.

An announcement over the public address system led the boy to admit the killings, officials said. They said he had also talked about the act to classmates and didn’t understand why it was wrong.

The boy, whose name was not released, was suspended Wednesday. His return to the school will hinge on a hearing.

School officials were responding “the way we do whenever we believe that a child might be a risk to himself or others,” said Liz McGinness, who coordinates the district’s mental health crisis team.

She said his parents were being told they must seek outside mental health care. “We really don’t mince words on this,” she said. “We know that animal cruelty is a very serious, significant behavior.”

No decision has been made on possible criminal charges. Killing mallard ducks is illegal this time of year, and even in hunting season, the way they were killed would be illegal, officials said.

Mark Rankin, assistant director of law enforcement for the Kansas Department of Wildlife and Parks, said the boy may not be charged because of his age. A hunting violation charge could bring an adult up to seven days in jail and a $250 fine, while animal cruelty carries up to a year in jail and $10,000 in fines, he said.

I wish the kid had tried this on a goose or swan, those Fuckers will take you down.

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Hard core porno prank

March 19th, 2007 admin No comments

Should expect this sort of thing if your cable provider is Cox Communications.

Man 5-10 mins is a tight time frame to jerk off, I hope no teens were seriously injured tearing off their pants… Cocks Network. I think it was appropriate and I wish I would have seen it.

Viewers of a news show broadcast on a Phoenix-area cable television station received a lot more than news – hard-core pornography started streaming into their living rooms, replacing a health show featuring former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw.

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I told you not to call me at work

March 19th, 2007 admin No comments

Sick sick sick. This will probably be used at his trial to “prove” it was consensual sex. You know the wife was bitching at him because she knew that instead of getting the grocery shopping done as she had told him, that he was just fucking around again!

Kind of reminds me of that Geico commercial…. It’s my mother. I’ll put it on speaker phone.

Timothy Michael Seibert was in the midst of raping a 49-year-old woman, according to police, when he answered a cell phone call from his wife. The woman was so close to the phone she could hear Seibert’s wife yelling at him, asking him where he was and what he was doing, according to arrest documents filed by Silver Spring Twp. police.

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Teach your children a little common sense

March 19th, 2007 admin No comments

Children don’t always understand logic that comes so easily to adults. Even though his dad was dead and probably starting to smell a bit, he obeyed the rules he was taught by his infallible father.

Father knows best, even if he’s a bit green around the edges.

A 6-year-old boy stayed in an apartment with the body of his father for two days after the man died on their sofa, obeying instructions to never leave without permission, firefighters said.

The boy, whose name was not released, didn’t want to leave even after firefighters arrived, fearing punishment if he left, fire department Maj. Noble Lee said.

“He wasn’t as distraught as one might think,” Lee said. “I don’t think he understands the gravity of the past few days. He wasn’t as upset at the situation as he was about being outside the residence without permission.”

His father, Kevin Dale Judd, 52, appears to have died of natural causes, authorities said. The body was found late Monday after neighbors and a maintenance man reported a foul odor, Lee said.

According to a police report, the boy told police his father had been feeling ill and laid down. The boy left the room to watch television, and when he returned his father was slumped over.

The boy did not know to call 911 in case of an emergency, said Department of Human Services spokesman George Earl Johnson Jr. He apparently had not eaten in two days but refused food and water offered by firefighters and paramedics, Lee said.

Johnson said the boy will remain in DHS custody until relatives are found to care for him.

I’m happy that this child listened to his father but he should also have been taught to dial 911 if things went bad, which apparently, they did here. Poor little shit.Read Source

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Little bad ass

March 19th, 2007 admin No comments

-A lot of parents don’t know how to discipline a child. The critical period to learn the meaning of NO is age 2-4. He may have parents who are overindulgent wusses (like many parents these days).

-Neglect. The family says “he has been through a lot”, and are admittedly clueless about where he is and what he does. A 13 year old running around unsupervised (long enough to do the things he did) sounds like a pedophile’s dream come true, anyway.

-The child may have a medical or psychiatric condition, which may not have been evaluated or properly diagnosed. If he has even had medical evaluation, it may be that the doctors are clueless or the parents are too cheap or busy to figure out what’s wrong.

If you can check “no” to all three items on the above list, then (and only then) will I believe in the inherent and unexplained evil of a 13 year old.

Paper route? Fuck that. I’m going to make some real money.

Andrew Riley faced 128 felony charges Tuesday that included theft, vandalism and intimidation, but he is no adult; he is a seventh grader.

Riley, 13, is accused of burglary, theft, stolen property and vandalism. It stems from a crime spree that the Athens County assistant prosecutor said lasted a year.

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Granny beat down

March 19th, 2007 admin No comments

How sad do you have to be when you can’t even knock a 101 year old woman out? Pathetic. Fucking crack heads. I swear we need to do something about them.

This is about as pathetic and mean as you can get. Even monkeys dont attack old women. He’s a good candidate for tossing into a vat of bleach and letting him sit in it for a while. That was really mean to punch the poor old woman. Jerk. Tough old granny stayed on her feet, though. Good for her.

NEW YORK – For a moment, the man in the grainy video looks like a good Samaritan holding the door open for an elderly neighbor. Then he turns and delivers three sharp punches to the 101-year-old woman’s head.

“The next thing I knew, I had a big bang on the side of my face,” said Rose Morat, who suffered a fractured cheekbone and lost her purse and $33 to the mugger.

The attack was captured by a surveillance camera in the lobby of her Queens apartment building last Sunday.

“I’m quite sure that if it had happened when I was younger, I would have been after him,” she said. “I’m a very strong woman. I’ve been that way my whole life.”

Police said the same man is believed to have later attacked a second elderly woman in the neighborhood. Investigators were searching for a suspect Saturday.

“We are pulling out all the stops to find him,” Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly said in a statement. “We want to stop him before he strikes again.”

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Don’t fuck with the Cookie Monster

March 19th, 2007 admin No comments

After this story I will never buy another girl skank cookie again. Even if he did order them it’s still a joke to take someone to court over stupid cookies. The obvious thing that those little rug rats should do is collect a portion of the money up front when an order that large is placed.

My friend yelled at a girl skank once when she tried to sell him cookies on the street by a supermarket and made her cry. I thought he was mean for doing this but now I’m glad he did.

“I am not the Cookie Monster,” said Tory Caruth, laughing.But cookies are why he spent time in the Will County Jail after the Girl Scouts sued him in small claims court. Girl Scouts of Trailways claimed Caruth never paid for 118 boxes of cookies his daughter ordered five years ago.

The 40-year-old Joliet trucker is listed on permission forms as his daughter’s guardian responsible for payments. The 118 boxes were valued at $354 when the order was placed in January 2002. Caruth claims that money was turned in to the organization.

While his name is on the documents, Caruth said he never signed the forms, which state “failure to turn over or any misuse of these funds on my part will result in legal action taken against me by Girl Scouts.”

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Smile, you are on camera.

March 19th, 2007 admin No comments

Girls sucking dick on the bus? Damn where were these bitches when I was riding the school bus? The wildest hijinx we ever pulled on the school bus was on the ride back home at the end of the day we would try to sneak the broom the bus driver had wedged between the window and the seats up front by the door all the way down the back of the bus and around to the front side behind where she drove before she caught on and yelled at us to put it back.

One day on the way to school we all tried to flip the bus, making an accident and totally missing out on school that day by leaning towards the outside edge of a turn. It didn’t work. I think I smoked a bone or two, but no chicks were ever smoking pole. Ha ha this is great. My bus driver looked like the one from south park, the one with the bird in her hair, and she would hit the brakes and glare at you in that big mirror and say, “I know your name and I’m going to report you to the principal David now sit DOWN god damn it… ahh good times” just for talking too loud. I wish this guy drove my bus.

For the high school students on Bus 4895, the ride home was unlike any episode of the educational show The Magic School Bus.

It was more like Girls Gone Wild – except none of it was caught on tape, school officials said.

On Jan. 29, a 10th-grader flashed her breasts at the bus driver and then at other passengers to get back a bottle of Gatorade that the driver had confiscated.

Weeks earlier, the same girl performed oral sex on a teenage boy while other students on the bus watched.

At least six students, including the 10th-grade girl, said the bus driver did little to stop them. And he never reported the incidents to his supervisors.

Now the driver, Don Allender, might lose his job. Superintendent Sandra “Sam” Himmel has recommended that the School Board fire him.

Last week, Allender challenged his firing at a board meeting. The board could vote formally on his firing next week.

It was not clear Thursday whether any students were disciplined.

In a statement to school district investigators, Allender, 64, disputed portions of the students’ accounts. But he expressed regret for not reporting the wrongdoing to school officials.

“What could they have done about it?” the driver asked when asked why he didn’t report the sexual behavior.

The story of what happened on Bus 4895 is detailed in an internal investigation that became a public record this week. District officials launched the probe after three students reported seeing the girl expose herself on Jan. 29.

That day, students boarded the bus outside Crystal River High School and watched as the driver confiscated a bottle of Gatorade from a male ninth-grader.

That boy’s friend, a female student in the 10th grade, told the driver that she would show him her chest if he gave back the drink. According to students’ accounts to investigators, the driver smiled and pointed to the bus security camera.

After the bus started moving, the girl told the boy to grab a hooded sweatshirt and cover her face. By that point, “kids were making a big fuss” and “most of the guys on the bus had moved to the front,” according to one student’s account.

The female student pulled up her shirt and bra, students told investigators.

“Then, I flashed another student, and I heard people saying (the driver) was laughing,” the girl later wrote in a statement.

Several students found the scene revolting and complained about the driver’s response.

“I was shocked and I turned away,” one student said. That student told the investigator that “during the flashing, Mr. Don was not paying attention to the road.”

Another student said: “I was never happier to be home” after getting off the bus .

The next day, students said, the female student was discussing her virginity with other girls on the bus when the driver told her, “there ain’t a virgin thing about you.”

A senior, who is 18, told an investigator that the bus “had gotten so out of hand” that students, not the driver, “seemed to rule the bus.”

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