I hate people who deface grave sites. Not that it means anything to the dead- they’re dead, they don’t give a shit (or a respiration, or a vital sign of any sort) but grave sites are for the living.
ps. Goth chicks love to fuck in graveyards.
A man found trapped unconscious beneath a 1,000-pound tombstone in a cemetery faces charges and might have to pay for damages, police said.
Michael David Schreiber’s legs were broken by the stone, and the family name on the gravestone left the letter “V” imprinted on his thigh, Merrillville Officer Ray Smith said.
He said it took five officers to remove the headstone from Schreiber’s body Sunday morning at Calumet Park Cemetery.
Schreiber, 22, of Merrillville faces charges of criminal trespassing, criminal mischief and public intoxication, police said. He also might be ordered to pay for damage to 14 headstones, Police Chief Nicholas Bravos said. Estimated damage totaled about $8,400, Bravos said.
Schreiber told police he and a companion had been drinking before going to the cemetery.
This companion of his is a real piece of work… leaving the poor bastard trapped like that. If I was hanging with this guy I would have at least went to a pay phone and anonymously told the cops that some dumbshit is trapped under a headstone in the XYZ cemetery. I heard on the news that a night watchman just happened to find him while doing rounds. Mike’s companion totally bailed on his ass. Wasted or not, that isn’t cool.
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Kind of sweet that this Army dude could serve his country and defend the freedoms of this 10-year old kid to kick the shit out of him later. Brings a tear to my eye. The 17 year old should be behind bars for about 20 years, the other two kids need to be placed in juvenile custody until they’re 21…and the parents need to be sterilized so they can’t replace their idiot spawn!
A 10-year-old boy was convicted Thursday in the beating of a homeless Army veteran that left the man so severely injured he required reconstructive surgery.
Prosecutors say the boy, another 10-year-old and Jeremy Woods, 17, ganged up on John D’Amico, 58, as he and a friend walked through a Daytona Beach neighborhood on March 27. The older man was beaten and stoned with a concrete block.
Circuit Judge John Watson found the boy guilty of aggravated battery and set sentencing for May 24.
The boy, who appeared in court in shackles and an oversized jumpsuit, could be held in the juvenile system until he turns 21 if the judge considers him a habitual offender, or he could be given probation or counseling.
The little asstard should of been taken behind the court house and jolted a few times with a high voltage stun gun….
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You know, I LOVE squirrels but they can be little fuckers if you feed them every day and then forget once in a while. One little tiny squirrel was so pissed at me the other day that he was huffing and puffing and barking at me in the window.
I could not believe the racket. He was not in the least bit afraid of me either. Anyway, I got him some peanuts and he snatched one up and ran off apparently satisfied but hey, I worry now because they have sharp teeth and he could easily tear the window screen if he was angry enough.
My biggest scare was climbing up a ladder to clean the gutters and coming face to face with a mother robin protecting her nest. Squirrels got nothing on her.
An 11-year-old student and two parents at Evergreen Elementary School got a scare this morning when a squirrel ran into the building and attacked them, drawing blood in two cases, school officials said.”They were trying to get it off and another parent was trying to assist in getting it off,” he said. “In the process, both were bitten. One was nipped on the fingertip and scratched on the arm, and the other parent was bitten on the arm.”
Finally, the squirrel jumped off the mom, did a loop around the classroom, then ran out the door and jumped on an 11-year-old student walking by. She was bitten on the arm as well, Ector said.
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Yeah, those girls are going to be Oh-so-hot for him after his breaking in and and using their camera!
A real man would have already had glossy pics ready to hand out!
Police need your help finding a man who made sexual advances toward two girls, followed them home and then made explicit movies of himself.
suspect On April 19, a man approached two girls as they walked through Lieser Crest Park. He followed them home and made provocative sexual requests.
Investigato
rs say the man entered the home, found their digital camera and used it to make explicit movies of himself.
He is described as a Hispanic man 18-25 years old, around 5 feet 8 inches tall and 170-180 pounds.
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Poor guy… his life is ruined for what was obviously a lie. Thats why I video tape every girl that wants a one night stand, yeah judge, lookie here, I couldn’t have possibly raped this whore she was moaning more than me!
Oh come on, women aren’t stupid, did she really think the 3 salesman only wanted to sip a beer with her and engage in erudite conversation to commemorate selling her the car she bought. I think she knew damn well what was going on and probably concocted this after a neighbor saw her and she didn’t want to appear to be the skeevy indiscriminate slut she really is. Enough is enough.
Just two days after KING 5 first reported the multi-million dollar judgment awarded to a woman who says she was raped by three car salesmen who worked at a Tacoma dealership, one of those men is speaking out.”I think it’s unfair to ruin my life over something she did willingly,” said Michael Dolajak.
Dolajak just got hit with a $2.5 million legal judgment. He never showed up in court to defend himself against the rape allegations made by a woman we’re calling Linda.
Woman claims Mallon Ford salesmen gang raped her
She says Dolajak and two other car salesmen gang raped her after they’d gone out in an evening to celebrate her purchase of a car from Mallon Ford.
Ok so you spread your legs dropped your panties and made a little mistake. You feel bad, you may even feel like a dirty little ho. Dont try and ruin someones life because you feel like shit. They were just tapping what was wide open to them!
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The move is called a ‘suicide flip’….and like Daffy Duck’s ultimate death defying performance…if you do it right, you can only do it once! At 49 he probably was one of the original breakdancers when it was invented.
A 48-year-old man has died while dancing, trying to outdo a rival with an acrobatic move while “battle dancing,” police said.
Robert Stitt and his rival were competing in a parking lot on Main Street Monday night when he tried a forward flip and landed on his head.
“It was just two guys dancing. Everybody was laughing,” Stitt’s friend John Boxley said.
Boxley said James Brown was on the radio and Stitt wanted to outdo a rival dancer, who had flipped in the air.
Police said the victim went into cardiac arrest and was pronounced dead a short time at a local hospital.
In other words, he won’t appear on Dancing with the Stars after all.
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine
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They need to look into these girls home life. Something must be seriously fucked for them to just want to experience murder. Shit like this happens all the time, where the hell do they come from?
Two 17-year-old girls have been sentenced to life in prison for their “merciless” strangling of a 15-year-old girl, apparently so they could experience murder.
The pair were expressionless when sentenced in Perth Children’s Court on Wednesday after previously pleading guilty to murdering Eliza Jane Davis and burying her body under her house in a West Australian coal mining town on June 18 last year.
Court President Denis Reynolds said their remorseless slaying of Eliza was the worst category of the most serious offence in the criminal code and the pair must spend at least 15 years in jail before parole could be considered.
“It was gruesome and merciless in the extreme,” Judge Reynolds said.
Ever heard a 15 year old girl talk? we all want to strangle them, these girls just stepped their game up a notch.
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This is why you don’t piss off the people that serve you food.
It’s common fucking sense that sadly isn’t very common.
A Vancouver man says he’s concerned about the possibility of contracting hepatitis after he found some chewed gum inside his McDonald’s hamburger on Tuesday.
Max Ipinza was eating lunch with his co-workers at their office in Vancouver when he bit into his Big Extra and tasted peppermint.
He said he spit the burger out and quickly realized there was gum in it.
“Three quarters of the way through I end up tasting something like peppermint, like gum, and immediately I knew something was wrong, because this is not what a typical McDonald’s burger tasted like.
“And so I decided to regurgitate everything back into the box and examined it, and it looked like gum to me. Immediately I felt very sick.”
Big fucking deal. Just get up show it to the manager and get yourself a free gift certificate to McDonald’s. But I must say that the food does taste real good! Asshole should be more concerned with the amount of pure grade A lard in his arteries from eating the “Heart Attack Special” than a fucking wad of gum. ( No sympathy from me, he can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.)
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Does it come with french dressing?
SHOCKED Jessanne De’Ath reeled in horror when she spotted a LIVE TOAD in her bag of Sainsbury’s herb salad.
She was putting the pack in her fridge when she saw the creature staring at her.
Jessanne, 23, below, of Huntingdon, Cambs, said: “I freaked out. It blinked at me, then jumped around.”
Too bad the spider boy mom didn’t get this bag. She could have sent the toad in her kid’s ear after the spider and saved the ER trip.
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I can see why he didn’t make the sexual predator’s list. He’s more of a scavenger.
A PEEPING Tom who spied on women using a toilet at T In The Park was fined £600 yesterday.Perth Sheriff Court heard salesman James Murray’s actions at the music festival in Kinross were like “something out of a Carry On film”.
But a sheriff called him “an idiot” rather than a sex pest and did not put him on the sex offenders’ register.
He was caught after staring through a gap in a temporary wall at a toilet for 20 minutes.
Murray, 32, of Birrell Drive, Dunfermline, admitted breaching the peace last July.
Well, I think it goes something like this: if the gap in the wall had opened on a stall, he’d be a sex offender. As it opened on the place with the sinks and the wastebasket, he got off with just being called an idiot.
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