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Pretty obvious…

May 14th, 2007 admin No comments

The Irish made America the hardest working country in the world for a reason and don’t you forget it…. Frenchie & Guido. Damn the French, those 35 hour work weeks must be killer! 35 hour weeks and TWO MONTHS PAID vacation. Whassa matter, not enough smoke breaks and only an hour for lunch?

French workers are the world’s biggest whiners, according to a study published Monday which said the Irish complain least about their lot.

Britons come second to their Gallic cousins in the moaning stakes, followed by Sweden, the United States and Australia. Japanese workers have the lowest morale, but don’t complain so much.

“It is interesting to note that after France, Britain and Sweden, the world’s biggest workplace whingers are Americans, despite their having by far the highest levels of income,” said FDS chief Charlotte Cornish.

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Piss vending machine

May 14th, 2007 admin No comments

Got to give them a 10 for creativity…thats a new prank for me. Uh, as anyone who’s watched “Fight Club” knows the useful info; “Urine is sterile”. A gross kid’s prank, but in no way an attempt at physical harm.

What goes through the minds of officials who press charges in cases like this? Do they in private wear Nazi uniforms and masturbate furiously with their left hand while saluting and screaming “Heil Hitler” to their wall-sized poster?

Two freshmen, both 15, stole the bottle from a campus vending machine in early April, poured out the juice, replaced it with their waste and put the bottle back into the machine, officials say. On Thursday, Pinellas County sheriff’s deputies arrested the two boys at the high school. The charge? Poisoning food or water with intent to injure or cause bodily harm. A felony.

In Japan, this machine would be doing brisk business.

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Caged like an inmate

May 13th, 2007 admin No comments

Just because she works around inmates that deserve to be caged in does not mean she needs to do the same for her grandson.. wtf!

A 62-year-old woman was sentenced to three years in prison for locking her grandson inside a dog kennel every night for three years while she went to work as a jail counselor.

Under a plea bargain, June Candelario was also sentenced Friday to one year of probation.

“I cannot imagine any society that would say it is just and fair to inflict this harm on a child that cannot protect himself,” Adams County District Court Judge Harlan Bockman said.

Candelario, a former state trooper, put the boy in a 4 foot by 3 foot (1.2 by 1 meter) kennel each day at 4 p.m. and let him out hours later when she returned from work, authorities said.

She pleaded guilty to one felony count of conspiracy to commit child abuse that resulted in bodily harm and a misdemeanor count of child abuse.

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Prostitutes becoming teachers? Where were these teachers when I was young!

May 13th, 2007 admin No comments

I swear I wish my older teachers were x prostitutes, we would have made learning fun!

The Oregon Senate has approved a bill allowing some women convicted of misdemeanor prostitution to be eligible for a state teaching license.

Supporter Sen. Margaret Carter, a Portland Democrat, invoked the gospel of redemption and forgiveness, and the sins of judgment.

Carter had pushed a similar bill last session but withdrew it when it appeared it would not pass the then-Republican-run House. Some Democrats had problems with it as well.

Decisions would be made on a case-by-case basis by the Oregon Teacher Standards and Practices Commission.

The conviction would have to be at least five years old for a woman to be considered for a teaching license or other work in a school.

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Bum has lawyer for waking up in trash truck from slumber im dumpster!

May 12th, 2007 admin No comments

Ha ha Was the lawyer in there with him?

A homeless man went to sleep in a trash bin, and now he has a hospital bed, publicity and a lawyer.Robert Baswell, 44, was tossed into a garbage truck Monday morning when trash collectors emptied the Dumpster he was sleeping in into their truck. He was repeatedly crushed each time the truck compacted a new load of trash, breaking his legs and ribs.

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If this guy wins, I know where I’m moving into.

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God damn you rex!

May 12th, 2007 admin No comments

When all else fails, blame it on the family pug. Even though he won’t remember this, this poor boy doesn’t even have a chance of recovering from the damage she’s done.

God knows how many surgeries he’ll have to undergo, he’ll never be able to father children, hell he may never even be able to enjoy sex. This woman deserves to have the skin peeled from her body. Slowly.

A Texas mother who claims the family dog tore off her baby son’s genitals has been arrested and accused of mutilating the boy herself with a sharp instrument.

Katherine Nadal is now awaiting a court hearing on custody of the boy. She has been charged with injury to a child and is being held on $100,000 bail.

Child-welfare authorities said she told social workers she woke up from a nap in March to find that her small dachshund had attacked her son. But police said a veterinarian and a doctor have agreed the dog did not cause the injuries.

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I told you what I thought about that god damn whore

May 12th, 2007 admin No comments

That will “learn” him, lmfao wtf?!?

A father chained and locked up his 19-year-old son for three weeks for marrying against the family’s wishes in eastern India, a police officer said Friday.

Police rescued Raghu Amin Mollah from his father’s house Thursday on the outskirts of Calcutta, the capital of West Bengal state, said Joy Biswas, a police officer who took part in the operation.

“Yes, he was kept in a room locked and chained,” Biswas told The Associated Press.

The father, Abed Ali Mollah, has been arrested and charged with illegally detaining and torturing his son for 21 days, he said.

Biswas said Abed Ali Mollah opposed his son’s marriage to Shahnaz Khatun, 18, because of enmity between the two families.

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Fraudulently obtaining consent to intercourse IS NOT rape

May 11th, 2007 admin No comments

Ooh, slippery slope. If it’s rape to get in someone’s pants by representing yourself as someone you’re not, how long before the bar scene dies entirely?

Seriously though if she is telling the truth something is really wrong here. It might not be rape, but its not right. She might have been half asleep through it as many women are for sex. They just put out so they can get back to sleep.

A woman who had sex with her boyfriend’s brother in her darkened room late one night claimed she was raped, saying the man tricked her into the act by impersonating her boyfriend. But….

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Wow. That means you can drug up any one you want and fuck them silly. As long as you don’t use force to drug them, you’re all good.

Man, I’m gettin laid tonight. I hope I don’t wake up with a hangover this time, though.

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Sex, drugs and death!

May 11th, 2007 admin No comments

So what really killed the man. Good Sex? Meth? Camera shy? What a way to go.

It is the tale of a video tape that sent its star to jail. Thirty-one-year-old Nicole Faller, a former exotic dancer from Pleasanton was caught on tape using methamphetamine and having sex with an unidentified man. During the act, the man suffered a heart attack and died, and it was all caught on camera.

Yeah thats how I want to go.


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Man dopes up wife, imprisons kids

May 11th, 2007 admin No comments

What a wonderful mother, she blames her daughter-in-law for her son’s abuse of his family. I hope he gets her something really nice for Mother’s Day.

Concealed behind a tidy room equipped with poker tables and video gambling machines, authorities say a South Carolina man held his wife and two sons captive for nearly four years.” … “Maggots infested the refrigerator. Human waste and used toilet paper littered the floor and the house smelled like a dead animal,

How can it be a “tidy” room, if the whole house was full of maggots and poo? Or did they just keep the rec room clean?

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