Misc
Pac-Man: The Insatiable Hunger
I laughed a little… Who knew Pac-Man was a junkie and wife-beater? Or that Frogger is a terrorist, and Donkey Kong and Mario are pitted in an epic manage-a-trois of princess passion? From creators Frank Meyer, Scott Chernoff and BJ Guyer, the TV pilot Videogame Theater delves into the world of classic videogames, supplying twisted, darkly comedic behind the scenes back-stories to iconoclastic characters. You’ll love it, and it may even freak you out! Go to myspace.com/videogametheater and www.videogametheater.com to learn more or email mail@videogametheater.com...
Steve McNair’s murder scene at an Amusement Park
That display is obviously wrong. McNair was lying down on the couch when she shot him. God who cares! Kings Island, an amusement park in Cincinnati, decided to include dead celebrities in their Halloween display, and one of those displays parodied deceased former NFL quarterback Steve McNair(notes). A skeleton representing McNair, wearing a No. 9 jersey while sitting on a couch, is holding a Titans helmet with the top blown off, while a woman in red lingerie lays across his lap. There’s a gun on the ground, near her body. On July 4th of this year, a woman named Sahel...
Shit throwing monkey on the run
Say what? Wildlife officials said arhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart. Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater. Link to source...
Karma is a bitch
To avoid flying debris when killing your girlfriend with a train, always run away at an angle in the direction of the approaching train. A man trying to kill his girlfriend by stopping a car in front of an approaching train was himself killed Monday when the train hit the vehicle and launched it into him as he tried to flee, police said. Link to source...
China harvesting organs from living donors
As horrendous as this may seem, it is a really good idea. Rather than pulling the organs from dead people, you can get them while they are still alive and in optimal condition. But… I doubt the are many calls for the tiny chi-nee penis’. Foreign patients who travel to China for transplants are likely receiving organs culled from political prisoners who are alive when their corneas, kidneys and livers are harvested, then left to die…” … “In a new twist on an old practice of using organs from executed criminals, China has since 2000 turned to living donors and...
Monster
This case sounds like something a disabled/unemployed fucknut would do….she’s got too much time on her hands to think of shit like this…..DAAAAAAAMN. Not enough Everclear in the world to make this bitch look good. And she managed to land herself a longterm girlfriend? Wonder what kind of howler the girlfriend looks like. Maybe it’s a forbidden love between Pizza Hut and Dominos? A 33-year-old woman has been jailed on allegations she exposed herself to her 13-year-old neighbor and made him touch her, police said. Michelle Seddon, unemployed and disabled, was booked into the Washoe County Jail on Thursday on...
Werewolf Break-in
This guy watched Underworld way too many times. A woman whose apartment was allegedly broken into by a man who claimed he was a werewolf told the court Tuesday the man needs mental help, not prison. “Bob Marsh is not the monster people think he is. He has had a number of things go awry for him,” said Victoria Kennedy of Fond du Lac. “He is a little more than a little mental. He needs to go to a mental health facility. He really needs help.” Robert W. Marsh, 39, currently in jail, will stand trial on charges of disorderly...
Governor speaks to graduating class of one
It will be interesting to see how she adapts to college life with high student to faculty ratios and being “just another freshman”. Hopefully she’ll adjust well, but seems like it’s gonna be a hard transition. Froid High School senior Roxie Britton got to choose the class colors, senior class motto and graduation speaker. And it’s not just because her dad is the superintendent. She was the lone graduate from Froid High this year. Gov. Brian Schweitzer spoke at Britton’s graduation Sunday, drawing a crowd of about 200 in a town that has fewer than 200 residents, said Superintendent Roger...
Man Suspected Of Killing Prostitute With A Hoe
Ha ha how ironic. Anyway I am sure he freaked shit when he saw what she was packing, and then went for the… hoe. Police say a 50-year-old man living in his mother’s home killed a transvestite prostitute with a garden hoe after bringing him back to the house, police said Wednesday. John Freeman of Northridge was arrested Sunday on suspicion of murder. Freeman’s mother was out of town when he allegedly picked up the 31-year-old transvestite prostitute Sunday morning and brought him to his mother’s house in the 19000 block of Kingsbury Road. The victim wore women’s clothing to...
Study Finds No Cancer-Marijuana Connection
I am not a pot head, fuck, I do not even smoke anymore, have not in like 6 yrs for the most part. So why is it still legal? Because yout amazing government can never strong arm it as a single plant grown in your closet can yield more bud than the government would like, otherwise it would be very very legal. Fucking republicans. This article though it is so reassuring to hear. Especially with the article coming from such a reliable source, Washingtonpost.com. Most professional websites pertaining to marijuana always seem and try to make it seem as bad...
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