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Pac-Man: The Insatiable Hunger

I laughed a little…

Who knew Pac-Man was a junkie and wife-beater? Or that Frogger is a terrorist, and Donkey Kong and Mario are pitted in an epic manage-a-trois of princess passion? From creators Frank Meyer, Scott Chernoff and BJ Guyer, the TV pilot Videogame Theater delves into the world of classic videogames, supplying twisted, darkly comedic behind the scenes back-stories to iconoclastic characters. You’ll love it, and it may even freak you out! Go to myspace.com/videogametheater and www.videogametheater.com to learn more or email mail@videogametheater.com

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Shit throwing monkey on the run

Say what? Wildlife officials said arhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay.

Poop?

Poop?

Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

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Karma is a bitch

To avoid flying debris when killing your girlfriend with a train, always run away at an angle in the direction of the approaching train.

A man trying to kill his girlfriend by stopping a car in front of an approaching train was himself killed Monday when the train hit the vehicle and launched it into him as he tried to flee, police said.

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China harvesting organs from living donors

As horrendous as this may seem, it is a really good idea. Rather than pulling the organs from dead people, you can get them while they are still alive and in optimal condition. But… I doubt the are many calls for the tiny chi-nee penis’.

Foreign patients who travel to China for transplants are likely receiving organs culled from political prisoners who are alive when their corneas, kidneys and livers are harvested, then left to die…” … “In a new twist on an old practice of using organs from executed criminals, China has since 2000 turned to living donors and outlawed Falun Gong members to supply a growing trade in medical transplants…” … Quote: “Each person who travels to China for an organ causes the death of another human.

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Monster

This case sounds like something a disabled/unemployed fucknut would do….she’s got too much time on her hands to think of shit like this…..DAAAAAAAMN. Not enough Everclear in the world to make this bitch look good. And she managed to land herself a longterm girlfriend? Wonder what kind of howler the girlfriend looks like.

Maybe it’s a forbidden love between Pizza Hut and Dominos?

A 33-year-old woman has been jailed on allegations she exposed herself to her 13-year-old neighbor and made him touch her, police said. Michelle Seddon, unemployed and disabled, was booked into the Washoe County Jail on Thursday on suspicion of lewdness with a child, authorities said.

LINK WITH GOOD PICS… Click the link, this lady does look like a fucking monster! ARG!

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Werewolf Break-in

This guy watched Underworld way too many times.

A woman whose apartment was allegedly broken into by a man who claimed he was a werewolf told the court Tuesday the man needs mental help, not prison.

“Bob Marsh is not the monster people think he is. He has had a number of things go awry for him,” said Victoria Kennedy of Fond du Lac. “He is a little more than a little mental. He needs to go to a mental health facility. He really needs help.”

Robert W. Marsh, 39, currently in jail, will stand trial on charges of disorderly conduct, criminal trespass, criminal damage to property and possession of marijuana. Fond du Lac County Circuit Court Judge Robert Wirtz set a trial date of May 14 when Marsh appeared in court Tuesday.

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Governor speaks to graduating class of one

It will be interesting to see how she adapts to college life with high student to faculty ratios and being “just another freshman”. Hopefully she’ll adjust well, but seems like it’s gonna be a hard transition.

Froid High School senior Roxie Britton got to choose the class colors, senior class motto and graduation speaker.

And it’s not just because her dad is the superintendent. She was the lone graduate from Froid High this year.

Gov. Brian Schweitzer spoke at Britton’s graduation Sunday, drawing a crowd of about 200 in a town that has fewer than 200 residents, said Superintendent Roger Britton.

“The governor being here brought people that were not just from this community,” he said Tuesday.


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Man Suspected Of Killing Prostitute With A Hoe

Ha ha how ironic. Anyway I am sure he freaked shit when he saw what she was packing, and then went for the… hoe.

Police say a 50-year-old man living in his mother’s home killed a transvestite prostitute with a garden hoe after bringing him back to the house, police said Wednesday.

John Freeman of Northridge was arrested Sunday on suspicion of murder.

Freeman’s mother was out of town when he allegedly picked up the 31-year-old transvestite prostitute Sunday morning and brought him to his mother’s house in the 19000 block of Kingsbury Road.

The victim wore women’s clothing to Freeman’s house but was naked at the time of the beating, police said.

The two apparently began arguing inside the house and ended up in the backyard, where Freeman allegedly attacked the victim with his fists, feet and a hoe.

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Study Finds No Cancer-Marijuana Connection

I am not a pot head, fuck, I do not even smoke anymore, have not in like 6 yrs for the most part. So why is it still legal? Because yout amazing government can never strong arm it as a single plant grown in your closet can yield more bud than the government would like, otherwise it would be very very legal. Fucking republicans.

This article though it is so reassuring to hear. Especially with the article coming from such a reliable source, Washingtonpost.com. Most professional websites pertaining to marijuana always seem and try to make it seem as bad as possible since they are generally government funded, so Im glad to see something positive for once. I do believe that this is true though! You can just tell when you’re smoking…

The largest study of its kind has unexpectedly concluded that smoking marijuana, even regularly and heavily, does not lead to lung cancer.

The new findings “were against our expectations,” said Donald Tashkin of the University of California at Los Angeles, a pulmonologist who has studied marijuana for 30 years.

“We hypothesized that there would be a positive association between marijuana use and lung cancer, and that the association would be more positive with heavier use,” he said. “What we found instead was no association at all, and even a suggestion of some protective effect.”

Federal health and drug enforcement officials have widely used Tashkin’s previous work on marijuana to make the case that the drug is dangerous. Tashkin said that while he still believes marijuana is potentially harmful, its cancer-causing effects appear to be of less concern than previously thought.

Earlier work established that marijuana does contain cancer-causing chemicals as potentially harmful as those in tobacco, he said. However, marijuana also contains the chemical THC, which he said may kill aging cells and keep them from becoming cancerous.

Tashkin’s study, funded by the National Institutes of Health’s National Institute on Drug Abuse, involved 1,200 people in Los Angeles who had lung, neck or head cancer and an additional 1,040 people without cancer matched by age, sex and neighborhood.

They were all asked about their lifetime use of marijuana, tobacco and alcohol. The heaviest marijuana smokers had lighted up more than 22,000 times, while moderately heavy usage was defined as smoking 11,000 to 22,000 marijuana cigarettes. Tashkin found that even the very heavy marijuana smokers showed no increased incidence of the three cancers studied.

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Pretty obvious…

The Irish made America the hardest working country in the world for a reason and don’t you forget it…. Frenchie & Guido. Damn the French, those 35 hour work weeks must be killer! 35 hour weeks and TWO MONTHS PAID vacation. Whassa matter, not enough smoke breaks and only an hour for lunch?

French workers are the world’s biggest whiners, according to a study published Monday which said the Irish complain least about their lot.

Britons come second to their Gallic cousins in the moaning stakes, followed by Sweden, the United States and Australia. Japanese workers have the lowest morale, but don’t complain so much.

“It is interesting to note that after France, Britain and Sweden, the world’s biggest workplace whingers are Americans, despite their having by far the highest levels of income,” said FDS chief Charlotte Cornish.

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