–Wait, sounds to me like they are still transvestites who like MMA. Lets not cover this one up.
One swinging dink.
Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men – when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress.
Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels.
Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube – then seen swinging a punch, a court heard.
But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend’s help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.
The cage fighters were then seen teetering away in their high heels, stopping only to pick up a clutch bag they dropped during the melee.
Gardener and Fender were left dazed and seen staggering to their feet after their failed attack.
What really surprises me is that the police didn’t steal the Wii during the raid.
With guns drawn and flashlights cutting through darkened rooms, Polk County undercover drug investigators stormed the home of convicted drug dealer Michael Difalco near Lakeland in March.
As investigators searched the home for drugs, some drug task force members found other ways to occupy their time. Within 20 minutes of entering Difalco’s house, some of the investigators found a Wii video bowling game and began bowling frame after frame.
While some detectives hauled out evidence such as flat screen televisions and shotguns, others threw strikes, gutter balls and worked on picking up spares.
A Polk County sheriff’s detective cataloging evidence repeatedly put down her work and picked up a Wii remote to bowl. When she hit two strikes in a row, she raised her arms above her head, jumping and kicking.
While a female detective lifted a nearby couch looking for evidence, another sheriff’s detective focused on pin action.
But detectives with the Polk County Sheriff’s Office, the Auburndale, Lakeland and Winter Haven police departments did not know that a wireless security camera connected to a computer inside Difalco’s home was recording their activity.
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Yeah this one one hell of an insurance scam. Blame the poor scape-goat.
Firefighters said goats may have started a fire that destroyed a home near Norwalk in central Iowa. The fire broke out early Tuesday. Three people escaped unharmed.
Scape Goat
John Hadley said his cat woke up him up, and he saw smoke coming from a ceiling. Hadley then woke up his ailing mother and her companion and got them out of the house.
Assistant Northern Warren County Fire Chief Kevin Dingman said the fire may have been started by some goats kept in a shed attached to the rear of the house.
He said a space heater was kept in the shed to keep the goats warm, and the goats may have knocked it over, starting the fire.
Home from a hard day at work. Your wife has picked up a part time job at a local convenience store, or so you think. You head on down to the local brothel, only to find your wife, working.
A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees.
Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
“I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband told the newspaper on Wednesday.
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
A messy thief has been arrested after a trail of popcorn led police directly from a crime scene to the suspect’s living room.
Sacramento police say they responded to an alarm at the Food Stop store in Natomas early in the morning on New Year’s day. When officers arrived they found that the business had been broken into and several items taken.
That’s also when they noticed a trail of popcorn. Officers followed the trail of clues to an apartment complex behind the store and to the door of one unit. When officers knocked, they noticed the popcorn kernels continued inside the apartment. Officers found the stolen property inside.
Why did this guy Lock His Doors? Do seals steal car stereos?
After a few laps of the car the bear almost caught up, managing to land a few heavy swipes on his prey.
The man eventually managed to take refuge in a neighboring truck which was unlocked.
His back and head were covered in more than 100 deep scratches where the massive claws had managed to rip through his thick winter clothes and padded coat.
Barrow is the northernmost town of the United States, 340 miles north of the Arctic Circle.
That ho, doesn’t know what her mom’s generation went through for the rights to wear slacks.
A 44-year-old man who hit his girlfriend with a beer can before emptying its contents on her head because she was wearing shorts instead of slacks was tasered by police who found him hiding in the back of house, according to a police brief.
When police arrived at the house in the 300 block of S. Brownlee Boulevard about 12:30 a.m. Saturday, the woman and witnesses told officers that the man may be armed with a knife. The man was tasered after he refused to show his hands and came at officers in a threatening manner, according to the brief.
shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees.
after a trail of popcorn led police directly from a crime scene to the suspect’s living room.
jailed after he was caught stealing a TV from a Clermont apartment.
laps of the car the bear almost caught up, managing to land a few heavy swipes on his prey.
admitted supplying cannabis to pensioners to ward off their “aches and pains”.
County, Ariz., are blaming pigeons for the partial collapse of a gas station awning.
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