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Thugs attack two transvestites who turn out to be cage fighters in dresses.
–Wait, sounds to me like they are still transvestites who like MMA. Lets not cover this one up. Two thugs who attacked what they thought were a pair of transvestites picked on the wrong men – when their intended victims turned out to be cage fighters on a night out in fancy dress. Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels. Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube – then seen swinging...
Narcs Play Wii Bowling During Raid
What really surprises me is that the police didn’t steal the Wii during the raid. With guns drawn and flashlights cutting through darkened rooms, Polk County undercover drug investigators stormed the home of convicted drug dealer Michael Difalco near Lakeland in March. As investigators searched the home for drugs, some drug task force members found other ways to occupy their time. Within 20 minutes of entering Difalco’s house, some of the investigators found a Wii video bowling game and began bowling frame after frame. While some detectives hauled out evidence such as flat screen televisions and shotguns, others threw strikes,...
Goats blamed for torching house
Yeah this one one hell of an insurance scam. Blame the poor scape-goat. Firefighters said goats may have started a fire that destroyed a home near Norwalk in central Iowa. The fire broke out early Tuesday. Three people escaped unharmed. John Hadley said his cat woke up him up, and he saw smoke coming from a ceiling. Hadley then woke up his ailing mother and her companion and got them out of the house. Assistant Northern Warren County Fire Chief Kevin Dingman said the fire may have been started by some goats kept in a shed attached to the rear...
Funny seeing you here
Home from a hard day at work. Your wife has picked up a part time job at a local convenience store, or so you think. You head on down to the local brothel, only to find your wife, working. A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment’s employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town. “I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming,” the husband...
Popcorn trail leads police from crime scene to living room
Tyree Brown. What a mess… A messy thief has been arrested after a trail of popcorn led police directly from a crime scene to the suspect’s living room. Sacramento police say they responded to an alarm at the Food Stop store in Natomas early in the morning on New Year’s day. When officers arrived they found that the business had been broken into and several items taken. That’s also when they noticed a trail of popcorn. Officers followed the trail of clues to an apartment complex behind the store and to the door of one unit. When officers knocked, they...
mug shot shows albino home invasion crook crying
You better get it out of your system before you get there. They see you crying, and they’ll knock out your teeth and paint titties on your back. A suspected burglar was jailed after he was caught stealing a TV from a Clermont apartment. Vibber’s mug shot shows the suspect was visibly upset when arrested. Eyewitnesses said they saw 25-year-old Jason Vibber behind apartments on Brookdale Loop wearing latex gloves and carrying a TV. They called police. Investigators said Vibber stole a TV, computer monitor, hard drive and jewelry from the apartments. Everything except the jewelry was recovered. Link to...
Playing Tag with a hungry Polar Bear
Why did this guy Lock His Doors? Do seals steal car stereos? After a few laps of the car the bear almost caught up, managing to land a few heavy swipes on his prey. The man eventually managed to take refuge in a neighboring truck which was unlocked. His back and head were covered in more than 100 deep scratches where the massive claws had managed to rip through his thick winter clothes and padded coat. Barrow is the northernmost town of the United States, 340 miles north of the Arctic Circle. Link to source...
Oh you WILL wear shorts
That ho, doesn’t know what her mom’s generation went through for the rights  to wear slacks. A 44-year-old man who hit his girlfriend with a beer can before emptying its contents on her head because she was wearing shorts instead of slacks was tasered by police who found him hiding in the back of house, according to a police brief. When police arrived at the house in the 300 block of S. Brownlee Boulevard about 12:30 a.m. Saturday, the woman and witnesses told officers that the man may be armed with a knife. The man was tasered after he refused...
The Milkman Delivers
Go figure, all the hippies are now senior citizens. A 72-year-old milkman has admitted supplying cannabis to pensioners to ward off their “aches and pains”. Robert Holding delivered the drug – which he kept in an egg box – while doing his daily milk round. Burnley Crown Court was told that he had 17 customers and built up his trade through “word of mouth”. udge Beverley Lunt said Holding told police that the drug “was for elderly people who had aches and pains”. Philip Holden, defending, said Holding’s customers “were of a certain age” and it was a “somewhat bizarre...
Pigeon Poop wrecks BMW, Hummer
The shit is getting pretty thick, literally. Sheriff’s deputies in Yuma County, Ariz., are blaming pigeons for the partial collapse of a gas station awning. The canopy at the Shell station in the foothills east of Yuma collapsed at midmorning Friday on top of a BMW and a Hummer, but no one was hurt. Sheriff’s Maj. Leon Wilmot says 4 to 5 inches of pigeon excrement had built up on top of the awning. Link to source...
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