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You know, I LOVE squirrels but they can be little fuckers if you feed them every day and then forget once in a while. One little tiny squirrel was so pissed at me the other day that he was huffing and puffing and barking at me in the window.

I could not believe the racket. He was not in the least bit afraid of me either. Anyway, I got him some peanuts and he snatched one up and ran off apparently satisfied but hey, I worry now because they have sharp teeth and he could easily tear the window screen if he was angry enough.

My biggest scare was climbing up a ladder to clean the gutters and coming face to face with a mother robin protecting her nest. Squirrels got nothing on her.

An 11-year-old student and two parents at Evergreen Elementary School got a scare this morning when a squirrel ran into the building and attacked them, drawing blood in two cases, school officials said.”They were trying to get it off and another parent was trying to assist in getting it off,” he said. “In the process, both were bitten. One was nipped on the fingertip and scratched on the arm, and the other parent was bitten on the arm.”

Finally, the squirrel jumped off the mom, did a loop around the classroom, then ran out the door and jumped on an 11-year-old student walking by. She was bitten on the arm as well, Ector said.

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