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Does not take long for this guy to flip the script.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec

Some good hits, video created by dmb062082 of NeverThat.com

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His name is Shorty Smoothe. She didn’t know who Shorty Smoothe was? Everyone knows who shorty Smoothe is! The man Reeks of Class.

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A man who goes by the name of Shorty Smoothe became angry when a convenience store customer didn’t recognize him, even after he told her his nickname.

He started the conversation by asking if she had a husband. That’s when she told him she didn’t know him, which enraged him, according to the report.

The man’s daughters and other customers told the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office deputy that Shorty Smoothe started cussing at her and calling her names.

“(Expletive) you,” he yelled. “You (expletive) cracker. Do you know who I am?” He then grabbed her shirt sleeve.

One of his daughters tried to get him out of the store and he pushed her and spit in her face, according to the report. She told the deputy that he had been drinking steadily since 11 a.m. the previous day and was possibly under the influence of cocaine. The incident happened at about 8 p.m.

The female customer was trapped in the store while Shorty Smoothe berated her, the report said.
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Trying to pork parking meters while yelling at the Chinese is not a way to go through life.

Park it right here

QUOTE:: A DRUNK footballer’s loudly simulated sex with a parking meter has been recounted in Cairns Magistrates’ Court.

He then made racial slur against a passerby – the final straw for police.

Adam Michael Kelly, 25, of Smithfield, spent the night in the watch-house after his offensive performance and was fined $150 in court yesterday for causing a public nuisance.

Police were called to a disturbance at the corner of Shields and Abbott streets on August 31 about 8.40pm and found Kelly dry-humping a parking meter and yelling out: “Yeah baby, you know you want it.”

Police prosecutor Sen-Constable Michelle Long said Kelly was making large pelvic thrust actions and officers saw people walking by reacting with disgust at the performance.

Then, while talking to police, a woman of Asian appearance walked by and in a loud voice Kelly looked at her and said “f—ing gook, f— off home”, Sen-Constable Long said. :: END QUOTE

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Nice little screw up. This image is from last week’s NFL coverage on FOX, it was shown in a replay live during the game in New Orleans.

There are some pretty cool ones here.

Got Pot?

Go figure. Marijuana on High ST.

Maybe this is why they call it High Street. Police confirm the odd-looking plants they pulled last week from a flower basket in Millville’s business district were indeed marijuana. The plants were discovered by a passer-by. Police responded to the scene with a ladder and confiscated the 3-foot-tall plants, which were growing in a basket hanging from a lamp post.

The city’s parks and recreation department, which tends to the baskets, says it has no idea how the pot plants got there.

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If this was my son I would have kicked his butt.

A man who traded his father’s Lincoln for $50 in crack was arrested Wednesday, the Fresno County Sheriff’s Office says.

Deputies went just after 4 a.m. to the 5000 block of South Geneva Avenue, where the 74-year-old man said his 39-year-old son had taken his car.

Deputies were still at the home when the son walked up the street, sheriff’s spokesman Chris Curtice said. They learned that the son had traded the car for drugs near G Street in downtown Fresno. Deputies saw the car near Ventura Avenue and G and tried to pull it over, but the driver ran from the car, which was still rolling. He was caught after a foot chase, but the Lincoln struck two parked cars.

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Police said a cab driver who tried to take a purse from a woman fare beater was beaten by a group who thought they were seeing a robbery. Police said it happened Saturday morning near the Staten Island Ferry Terminal when four woman, who had been club-going, got into a fight with the cab driver over the fare.

Police say the women left the taxi without paying and the cab driver gave chase, grabbing one of the women’s purses.

That’s when a group of men in a passing car thought they were witnessing a mugging and jumped on the cab driver, beating him and then fleeing the scene.

The cab driver was treated for cuts on his face.

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I bet the condom belonged to the parents. “Oh shit, that’s where we left it? Lawsuit time.”

A 22-month-old boy choked on a used condom in the Homewood Suites in Mount Laurel, N.J., according to a lawsuit filed by the little boy’s family.

The Wolfe family of Pittsburgh, Mass. was headed home after spending the holidays in Florida and they stayed overnight in the Burlington County hotel.

The morning of their departure, the toddler apparently found a used condom in the room, left behind by previous travelers, according to the lawsuit.

The child’s mother, Amy, heard her little boy chewing and choking on the condom and tried to get it out of his mouth, but he had already “ingested the contents ” the lawsuit stated.

The Philadelphia Daily News noted the suit contends a “life threatening” item was left in the room, which put the boy at risk of getting a “sexually transmitted disease, including HIV or AIDS, or some other, potentially life threatening, potentially fatal illness.”

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