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What an Ass!!! No pun.

No donkeys were harmed in the making.

ST. JOHNSBURY, Vt. — A St. Johnsbury woman faces multiple sex charges after allegedly sending pornographic material involving animals to a teenage family member’s phone.

Police Say Woman Sent Pornographic Images Of Animals To Teen

Brenda Simard-Reid, 40, is accused of sending multiple pornographic images involving donkeys to the 13-year-old relative last May, according to court documents.

The victim’s guardian reported the alleged incident to the Department of Children and Families after seeing the images on the victim’s phone, according to court documents.

Simard-Reid pleaded not guilty to six counts of disseminating indecent material to a minor and appeared in court Monday morning to answer to the charges.

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5 pounds of shrooms? 20 thousand dollar street value? Wow that sucks!

Eats them yes we do.

According to the Oneida County Sheriff’s Office Criminal Investigation Unit a Westmoreland man was arrested for possessing hallucinogenic mushrooms. According to Inv. Richard Dodge, arrested was Scott M. Colony age 27 of Furnace Street in Westmoreland.

The Sheriff’s road patrol received a call from the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office in California regarding a suspicious package which was to be shipped to a Westmoreland address by way of UPS. The package was checked and it was found to contain mushrooms. The package was then secured by the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office and a call was placed to the Sheriff’s Office in Oneida County.

Patrol upon receiving the call from Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office contacted the on call investigator for Oneida County and an investigation was started. The package containing the mushrooms was shipped to Oneida County by UPS and a controlled delivery was made by UPS to the address on the package.

Once the delivery was made Sheriff’s investigators along with members of the Drug Task Force and Road Patrol armed with a search warrant hit the residence and the package containing over five pounds of hallucinogenic mushrooms with a street value of approximately $20,000.00 was secured. Colony was also taken into custody at that time.

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I think he got the idea from the movie the hangover.

A former soldier pulled his own teeth out with a pair of pliers because he could not find a dentist to take on NHS patients.

13 teeth beat that!

Iraq War veteran Ian Boynton could not afford to go private for treatment so instead took the drastic action to remove 13 of his teeth that were giving him severe pain.

The 42-year-old, from Beverley, East Yorkshire, had not had his teeth looked at since seeing the army dentist in 2003. He had not been registered with a dentist of his own since 2001.

He said: ‘I’ve tried to get in at 30 dentists over the last eight years but have never been able to find one to take on NHS patients.’

But when Mr Boynton started suffering from toothache in 2006 he decided to take drastic action.

He said: ‘I started having pain in a front tooth, which protruded slightly more than the others. I was constantly fiddling with it and wiggling it because it hurt so much.

‘In the end I knew it had to come out and had to use the pliers to pull it.  Amazingly, it did not hurt as much as you might think.

‘I think I’d been prising it that much in the meantime that I’d been killing the nerve.’

In the last two years Mr Boynton has pulled out 13 top teeth including molars, incisors and canines. He now only has two teeth left in the roof of his mouth.

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Didn’t Michael Vick get through to anyone?

“Sticky” still doesn’t have a home, but she’s closer to getting justice for being body-wrapped in duct-tape and abandoned last week.

One loves duct tape the other hates it.

Saturday evening, following a tip, Pennsylvania SPCA law enforcement officers arrested James Davis, 19, of the 2100 block of 22d Street in North Philadelphia, according to the Pennsylvania SPCA.

If convicted, Davis faces up to two years in prison and a fine of at least $1,000, the PSPCA said.

Contrary to other reports, Davis did not turn himself in, said George Bengal, the nonprofit’s director of law enforcement.

Davis admitted to impulsively taping up the cat after seeing it in the yard of the home where he lives with his parents, Bengal said.

Davis left the cat in his yard for a couple of hours, then, because the animal kept screaming, tossed it into a neighbor’s yard, where at least 12 hours passed before she was noticed and authorities were contacted, Bengal said.

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Seriously though I have been saying it for ten years now. After you hit 65 years of age you should be up for taking a drivers test again, repeating every three years. I can not believe this old lady did not get hurt.

Ladies and steering wheels do not mix.

A 73-year-old Utica woman escaped any major injuries Wednesday afternoon when she drove her sport-utility vehicle over a ledge in the parking lot of M&T Bank on Genesee Street and landed on top of another car.

Phyllis Spataro remained behind the wheel of her SUV as it teetered atop the hood of a second SUV parked in a lot adjacent to the State Office Building at about 1 p.m. Wednesday, police said. City firefighters then quickly arrived and helped her climb down.

Although Spataro doesn’t recall exactly how the accident happened, witnesses told police that they heard her engine revving before the SUV drove over some bushes and a curb in parking lot, Utica police Sgt. Tom Brady said.

Her vehicle then crossed a small exit driveway, traveled through several more bushes that lined the roadway before it careened over the edge and into the sunken parking lot below, Brady said.

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That deserves two thumbs up .. oh .. wait.

Look mom no hands.

NORTH BABYLON, N.Y. (WPIX) – The Suffolk County teenager who severely damaged his hand while attempting to construct a homemade bomb had a deep fascination with the Columbine High School massacre, officials said.

During a press conference Tuesday, Suffolk County authorities said 17-year-old Vincent Pizzonia had pictures on the back of his bedroom door depicting the 1999 tragedy in Colorado. It isn’t clear whether the images included victims of the ordeal or the two suspect s- Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris. 12 people were killed in that attack and 21 others were injured.

Pizzonia told police he was going to detonate the explosive devices in his backyard, but considering the seriousness of what they found in his bedroom, officials say the investigation is ongoing.

According to police, Pizzonia accidentally set off one of his explosives and severely damaged one of his hands Monday evening.

Officers arrived at 29 Pell Avenue in North Babylon, Long Island just before 7:30 p.m. when the youth’s parents called 911 to report their son was injured.

Police say the teenager, a student, was in the process of creating an improvised explosive device in his basement at the time of the unexpected detonation.

The young man’s parents transported him to Good Samaritan Hospital in West Islip in unknown condition. Reports say the teen may have blasted one of his hands off.

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It is funny yes. But even better because he is local, out of Utica NY.

Good thing she didn’t want to borrow the hedge trimmers.

A Whangarei woman has been given a suspended sentence after admitting she bit the top of her neighbour’s finger off.

Beatrice knows what its like to have a finger chomped off.

Donna Gillie admitted a charge of assault in Whangarei District Court on Friday following the confrontation with neighbour Beatrice Manumua.

The confrontation was sparked when Gillie asked if she could use Ms Manumua’s lawnmower in February this year.

Ms Manumua, who had been drinking, refused and hit Gillie because she wouldn’t leave.

Gillie then bit the top of her little finger off.

“My finger was jagged and yucky looking. She bit it off and just spat it out on the grass. Blood was pouring out everywhere,” Ms Manumua told the Northern Advocate.

Ms Manumua turned down an option to have the tip sewn back on, saying it was already turning black, opting to have it amputated at the next knuckle. She said it still hurts when knocked.

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They killed Goat Boy!

AN African village is reportedly shell shocked after the birth of a bizarre faun-like creature said to have the combined features of a man and a goat.

They killed goat boy!

Bild reports the creature, which died just a few hours after birth in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe, had a huge head and face which resembled a human, as well as goat legs and a tail.

Villagers said the end product was so scary even dogs were afraid to go close to it. They burned the corpse fearing it was an evil sign.

“This is indeed a miracle that has never been witnessed anywhere,” elder Themba Moyo said. The goat’s owner called police after the birth.

“It’s the first time that my goat did this. I have 15 goats and it’s this goat that gave me birth to most of them. My goats often give birth to sets of twins,” he said.

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The guy just wanted what was in her pizza box.

A female pizza delivery worker got more than she bargained for on multiple occasions when she went to deliver food and was met at the door by a man wearing no pants.

You want whats in her box.

Portsmouth Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the woman delivering the pizza notified police of the man’s actions after it took place four different times.

“She would go to the address and the guy comes to the door wearing no pants,” McQuate said.

The lieutenant said the man would be completely naked from the waist down.

McQuate said the pizza delivery woman called police in an effort to let them know what was going on, but didn’t wish to press charges.

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