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Oh thats just bob let him have his fun!

June 6th, 2007 admin No comments

They will take him more seriously when they find a puddle of semen outside an 11 year old girls window.

Police are searching for a naked peeping Tom seen prowling in only a ski mask, but they say people don’t take him seriously enough to report him.

“Some people just think he is funny. You know, a guy running around in a ski mask and nothing else. People just think that’s funny,” Covington police Lt. Jack West said.

Police believe he’s the same man occasionally spotted doing the same thing last year, West said. This time, though, he reportedly made sexual comments — something he didn’t do during last year, police said.

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No wonder MJ loves Spidey

June 4th, 2007 admin No comments

Save money, don’t buy the drugs, simply dangle your dick in a spider web (pick right type, brown recluse may have adverse reaction).

Scientists have discovered a potentially marketable contraceptive in the venom of Chile’s black widow spider, whose bite is fatal to many but can also cause prolonged, painful and involuntary erections in men.

The venom of the Latrodectus mactans, a variety of black widow found only in the south of Chile, has spermicidal properties not found in black widows in other regions of the world, Chilean Dr. Fernando Romero said.

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One uptight pussy

June 4th, 2007 admin No comments

Pussy is like pizza, when it’s good, it’s good, and when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

This gal is just nuts. There really isn’t anything sexy about her. You work for someone who hops on a table, drops trou and bends over; waves sex toys around, and so forth … she’s a nutcase.

Sounds funny and cool unless you’ve ever worked with someone like that. It’s just creepy and really uncomfortable.

Still and all … I’d hit it.

There are shocking allegations against a Palm Bay city supervisor. A former employee said she was constantly flashing and using sexually explicit language in front of workers. He said, when he complained, he was fired and is now suing.

It’s unusual for a man to file a sexual harassment suit against a female. Usually, it’s the other way around. But the man who used to work with her said his boss was so vulgar and inappropriate, he had to take action

Boxes are filled with evidence backing Tom Rolfe’s sexual harassment case against the city of Palm Bay. He worked for the city as a meter reader for four years and said he was fired when he complained about his supervisor, Donna Elliot.

“She just dropped her pants, bent over and showed everybody everything,” Rolfe said.

Elliot has been with Palm Bay for 15 years. She didn’t return Eyewitness News phone calls, Friday, but denied all the allegations in a deposition.

Rolfe’s not the only one complaining, though. His attorney has a half-dozen sworn statements from former and current workers who said Elliot acted inappropriately at the office.

A former meter reader said, “She stood on the table and dropped her pants right in front of me.” Another testified, “On at least six occasions, Ms. Elliot flashed her breasts at work or mooned employees.”

That same worker said he saw Elliot go into an adult store on city time, buy a sex toy and bring it back into the office to show employees. Rolfe was one of them.

“That was the final straw for me,” he said.

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Cracky the baby: Formula for fatality

June 4th, 2007 admin No comments

Darwin rules. why are the stupid people in this world procreating?

Recent tests revealed heroin had been put in a bottle of formula used to feed a Bethlehem baby who died last year from a massive overdose, city police said Thursday.

The baby’s mother, Erika Santiago, 27, remains in Northampton County Prison without bail awaiting an October trial on homicide and other charges. The father of 10-month-old Yandiel Rivera-Santiago pleaded guilty in December 2006 to involuntary manslaughter and other charges and was sentenced to 15 to 25 years in state prison.

In April, police received results of tests done on a bottle of formula found in the home at 809 Wyandotte St., Bethlehem police Detective Mark DiLuzio said Thursday. The formula tested positive for heroin, he said.

Autopsy results showed heroin levels in Yandiel’s body were at least twice the lethal adult dosage, Lehigh County Coroner Scott Grim testified at a June 2006 preliminary hearing for the parents.

Neither Santiago nor the baby’s father, Samuel Rivera, 30, has explained how the heroin got into Yandiel’s stomach or bloodstream.

After Rivera discovered Yandiel in his crib not breathing on the morning of Jan. 13, 2006, he told police, he called 911. When police arrived, they found hundreds of packets and heroin, drug paraphernalia and hidden bundles of cash.

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Burglar accidently switches on fan, kills self

June 4th, 2007 admin No comments

I’ve seen some people go apeshit down at the thrift store, fistfights and screaming matches over a $2 pair of used jeans is a great reminder that some people need to get their priorities in order.

Extremely funny, but I call bullshit on this. No way any fan has a starting torque that’ll kill anyone within a few degrees of rotation. Someone whacked him and stuck him in there. That joking cop most likely. God damn where was the lock out tag out tag! Ah ha!

Side note: Fan sales will escalate in the hood.

A suspected burglar in Miami was found dangling from a large ventilation fan after he apparently stepped on the on switch while his body was inside the machine and killed himself, according to police.Miami investigators said a “known burglar” in the area was found dead in the powerful fan at the Maranatha Used Clothing store Thursday when the store opened up for business.

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Birthday Boy!!

June 4th, 2007 admin No comments

If my family took me to Taco Bell for my birthday, I would prob do something WAY worse. He ate taco and then went to Taco Bell later. Dude loves messican food. Who the hell goes to Taco Bell to celebrate a birthday? Was Chuckee Cheese too busy? Crack…murder…taco bell…and a movie…then jail. Hope it was worth it. I am guessing he’s going to be the life of the party in the joint. He was fighting for birthday ass, now he will be fighting against it. Ah ha ha.

A 21-year-old Gary man accused of bludgeoning a woman to death and then burying her in his backyard was charged Wednesday with murder.Louis Vela turned himself in and confessed Tuesday, which led investigators to the body of Tracy Parham, 34, police said.

Officers on Tuesday evening found her naked body wrapped in contractors garbage bags in a grave near the garage at Vela’s home, 3856 Van Buren St.

Vela reportedly told police he was smoking crack with Parham on March 11, his 21st birthday. When Parham refused to have sex with him, he bashed her in the head with a lead crystal clock, police and prosecutors say in court records.

When Parham did not wake up, Vela took her to his room and had sex with her, according to the court records.

Parham’s body remained in Vela’s bedroom while Vela went with family members to Taco Bell and a movie in Portage to celebrate his birthday, court records allege.

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YAST:Yet Another Slutty Teacher

June 4th, 2007 admin No comments

fucking A, the South will rise again… Mrs. Gallagher is a total hottie, in a trailer park, tractor pull, my daddy is my uncle sort of way. YeeEeeeHaaw!

Former Center eighth-grade teacher Janet Susan Gallager Parker, 26, surrendered to Shelby County authorities Wednesday, after school officials discovered photographs of the woman, partially-nude and draped in a rebel flag, on a student’s cell phone. Those photos eventually led to 23 warrants for her arrest on charges ranging from sexual performance and sexual assault of a child and possession of child pornography.

Parker had been suspected of having an inappropriate relationship with a student while she was employed at Center ISD teaching technology applications and graphic arts. However, no proof could be established at that time, according to a press release.

Parker resigned after an investigation was initiated in December 2006 after the school received information that Parker had been seen at a shopping mall, holding hands, according to an affidavit filed with a Shelby County Justice of the Peace. Parker denied the allegations when questioned by school and law enforcement officials, but resigned from her teaching post at the middle school, according to the affidavit.

Although an inappropriate relationship was suspected, there was not enough evidence to support criminal charges, according to the affidavit.

Months later, a cell phone which had belonged to the student suspected of having a relationship with Parker, was taken up in school. Because of that suspected relationship, one of the school staff scrolled through photos saved on the cell phone, according to a statement by an investigator with the Shelby County District Attorney’s office, made in the affidavit.

Among the photos was one of a partially-nude woman lying on a bed, nude from the waist up, covered by a rebel flag. The woman was identified as Parker by her former husband, according to an affidavit.

During a search of the student’s cell phone, Parker’s home and cell phone numbers were listed as “Baby” and “Baby’s Cell,” the affidavit said.

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Thats a pretty hardcore gang!

June 4th, 2007 admin No comments

If anyone remembers what I said about gay people and rights. Yeah….these people are fine examples of society. Talk about one fucked up subculture. This shocked me. One of the most fucked up stories I have read in years.

A GAY gang that allegedly raped victims lured on the internet, drugged them and infected them with the AIDS virus has shocked the Netherlands and raised questions over its liberal sex culture.A date rape drug known as “Easy Lay” and ecstasy were allegedly involved.

Health Minister Ab Klink called the case “horrible”, as the press splashed the news across its front pages today.

The matter came to light yesterday, when police said they had arrested three men two weeks ago after four victims, men aged 25 to 50, accused them of rape and premeditated bodily harm.

Ronald Zwarter, the police chief in the northern town of Groningen, where the alleged crimes took place, said two of those arrested, a couple aged 48 and 33, had confessed.

“Their stated motive was that it excited them – and also that, the more HIV-infected people there were, the better their chances of unprotected sex,” he said.

“They considered unprotected relations to be ‘pure’.”

A fourth man who allegedly supplied the three suspects with several litres of the date-rape drug GHB and ecstasy tablets was also arrested.

The gang risks up to 16 years in prison.

According to police and prosecutors, eight more victims have come forward since the case was publicised.

Officials said the three HIV-positive men invited gays contacted on the internet to private homosexual orgies.

When the victims turned up, they were allegedly given ecstasy and GHB (which is undetectable when mixed in drinks), leaving them helpless and, in some cases, with no memory of what happened.

The three suspects – one of whom is a male nurse – were said to have raped the men, and even injected some of them with a mix of their contaminated blood.

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Momma caught sniffing lines in wally-world!

June 4th, 2007 admin No comments

Is there anything WalMart doesn’t have?

Suffolk police arrested a Farmingville woman for allegedly snorting heroin through a straw as she pushed her 3-year-old child in a shopping cart at WalMart.

Police arrested 35-year-old Stacy Roe Saturday at the WalMart at Centereach Mall on Middle County Road.

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The best nights are the drunken black outs!

June 4th, 2007 admin No comments

That homemade hooch must be damned good stuff.

A Filipino in a drunken rage hacked dozens of people with a machete, killing 10 and wounding 19.

The killings took place in Gadgaran village on the central island of Samar.

A local police chief said suspect Danny Guades went from house to house before dawn hacking dozens of people, including relatives.

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