Archive for September, 2009
Don’t mess with this mans bush.
Now I know not to go bush-diving in that man’s yard. He is probably just sick of people messing with his property. Sarasota, Florida – Sarasota County Sheriff’s deputies say 47-year-old Gary Mitchell planted several bushes along the front sidewalk of the home he’s renting, located at 5293 Old Ashwood Drive, in Sarasota. The bushes run along the sidewalk and along portions of the county right of way, just east of his property line, according to the sheriff’s office. Monday, one of his neighbors, Teal Fowler, noticed that there were several razor blades sticking to the branches of his bushes....
Woman fried, ate goldfish after fight with husband
Thank god he didn’t have a cat or a puppy! Authorities say a Houston-area woman who was burned up at her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them. Pasadena police say it’s a civil matter and no charges will be filed. The seven goldfish were purchased together by the couple during happier times. Police spokesman Vance Mitchell says the man reported on Saturday that the woman took the goldfish from his apartment. Mitchell says the two argued earlier about some jewelry the man had given her but took back. She wanted the jewelry returned. Officers...
Sexting, incest and donkey porn oh my
What an Ass!!! No pun. ST. JOHNSBURY, Vt. — A St. Johnsbury woman faces multiple sex charges after allegedly sending pornographic material involving animals to a teenage family member’s phone. Police Say Woman Sent Pornographic Images Of Animals To Teen Brenda Simard-Reid, 40, is accused of sending multiple pornographic images involving donkeys to the 13-year-old relative last May, according to court documents. The victim’s guardian reported the alleged incident to the Department of Children and Families after seeing the images on the victim’s phone, according to court documents. Simard-Reid pleaded not guilty to six counts of disseminating indecent material to...
UPS: long distance (shroom) drug runner
5 pounds of shrooms? 20 thousand dollar street value? Wow that sucks! According to the Oneida County Sheriff’s Office Criminal Investigation Unit a Westmoreland man was arrested for possessing hallucinogenic mushrooms. According to Inv. Richard Dodge, arrested was Scott M. Colony age 27 of Furnace Street in Westmoreland. The Sheriff’s road patrol received a call from the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Office in California regarding a suspicious package which was to be shipped to a Westmoreland address by way of UPS. The package was checked and it was found to contain mushrooms. The package was then secured by the Sonoma County...
Sticky the cat gets his revenge
Didn’t Michael Vick get through to anyone? “Sticky” still doesn’t have a home, but she’s closer to getting justice for being body-wrapped in duct-tape and abandoned last week. Saturday evening, following a tip, Pennsylvania SPCA law enforcement officers arrested James Davis, 19, of the 2100 block of 22d Street in North Philadelphia, according to the Pennsylvania SPCA. If convicted, Davis faces up to two years in prison and a fine of at least $1,000, the PSPCA said. Contrary to other reports, Davis did not turn himself in, said George Bengal, the nonprofit’s director of law enforcement. Davis admitted to impulsively...
This is why women should not drive
Seriously though I have been saying it for ten years now. After you hit 65 years of age you should be up for taking a drivers test again, repeating every three years. I can not believe this old lady did not get hurt. A 73-year-old Utica woman escaped any major injuries Wednesday afternoon when she drove her sport-utility vehicle over a ledge in the parking lot of M&T Bank on Genesee Street and landed on top of another car. Phyllis Spataro remained behind the wheel of her SUV as it teetered atop the hood of a second SUV parked in...
Bomb-Making Teen bombs Off Own Hand
That deserves two thumbs up .. oh .. wait. NORTH BABYLON, N.Y. (WPIX) – The Suffolk County teenager who severely damaged his hand while attempting to construct a homemade bomb had a deep fascination with the Columbine High School massacre, officials said. During a press conference Tuesday, Suffolk County authorities said 17-year-old Vincent Pizzonia had pictures on the back of his bedroom door depicting the 1999 tragedy in Colorado. It isn’t clear whether the images included victims of the ordeal or the two suspect s- Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris. 12 people were killed in that attack and 21 others...
News reporter goes all Tourette Syndrome on live TV
It is funny yes. But even better because he is local, out of Utica NY....
Lawn Mower lady gets finger bit off
Good thing she didn’t want to borrow the hedge trimmers. A Whangarei woman has been given a suspended sentence after admitting she bit the top of her neighbour’s finger off. Donna Gillie admitted a charge of assault in Whangarei District Court on Friday following the confrontation with neighbour Beatrice Manumua. The confrontation was sparked when Gillie asked if she could use Ms Manumua’s lawnmower in February this year. Ms Manumua, who had been drinking, refused and hit Gillie because she wouldn’t leave. Gillie then bit the top of her little finger off. “My finger was jagged and yucky looking. She...
Faun from Narnia born
They killed Goat Boy! AN African village is reportedly shell shocked after the birth of a bizarre faun-like creature said to have the combined features of a man and a goat. Bild reports the creature, which died just a few hours after birth in Lower Gweru, Zimbabwe, had a huge head and face which resembled a human, as well as goat legs and a tail. Villagers said the end product was so scary even dogs were afraid to go close to it. They burned the corpse fearing it was an evil sign. “This is indeed a miracle that has never...
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