Archive for September, 2009
Dead man wakes up under autopsy knife
You’d think that step 1 in performing an autopsy would be: Check for a pulse. You know — just in case. A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy. Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face. “I woke up because the pain was unbearable,” Camejo said, according to a report on Friday...
Bear tries to steal air conditioner, gets shot
Prolly a damned black bear. They can’t be trusted. Shiftless, thieving black bears. If it had been a polar bear,it wouldn’t even had made the news. The aggressive bear that was killed a week ago by an Amish Road homeowner after the animal charged and then attempted to pull out a window air conditioner has tested positive for rabies, a Garrett County health official said Tuesday. “We sent the head to our health and mental hygiene lab in Baltimore on Thursday and got the results Friday,” said Steve Sherrard, director of environmental health for the county’s health department. At 7:30...
Sick pedo romance
Send him to the Sooner fan bar in Oklahoma wearing a Texas tee shirt. They’ll rip his balls off for him. The Madison Township man accused of having sex with two minor girls is still in jail after failing to post a $75,000 bond. Paul D. Brunelle-Apley, 26, of 128 Wailele, Madison Township, a convicted sexual offender, was arrested Friday by township police after he delivered flowers and a teddy bear to a 14-year-old girl Madison High School to apologize for cheating on her with a 15-year-old girl, police said. Link to source...
Hope he has already had his children
I’m not surpised so many fans of both schools never actually attended the colleges they root for. I’d consider it amazing if one of them even made it past third grade. The shocking case has set off a raging debate in this football-crazed region about the extreme passions behind a bitter rivalry. Some legal observers have even questioned whether this case could ever truly have an impartial jury. “I’ve actually heard callers on talk radio say that this guy deserved what he got for wearing a Texas T-shirt into a bar in the middle of Sooner country,” said Irven Box,...
blood splattered everywhere
“They killed everybody here except my sister, my brother and me,” he told dispatchers. “There was a guy with a pistol or some kind of gun and shot my mother and my grandma.” When he was then transfered to Kentucky State Police, the child said the pair had been shot. The dispatcher asked if they went to a doctor. When the child said no, the dispatcher asked where they were. “They’re dead in my house,” the 9-year-old said. “There’s blood splattered everywhere.” Officials said Burke, the children’s mother, was Comer’s former daughter-in-law. Investigators said there was no evidence of forced...
Only 1 credible witness
I had a friend who tried to suicide by jumping behind a train. She was dyslexic. A coroner has called for “insult chatrooms” to be banned after a man took his own life while being watched by others on a web cam. A verdict of suicide was returned on Kevin Whitrick, 42, of Wellington, Telford, Shropshire, who died in March. The court heard he was using Paltalk, which urged users to insult each other, when he said he wanted to kill himself. He hanged himself while some internet users urged him on and others tried to stop him, coroner Michael...
He saved 7 bucks…
A dollar saved is a dollar earned. A man trying to enter a rock concert at a fair impaled his thigh on a wrought-iron fence and underwent surgery to have a two-foot section of fence removed from his leg. Aaron C. Fry, 19, of Washington Borough, Lancaster County, used both hands to steady himself atop the fence, 12 feet in the air, for 45 minutes Wednesday evening, until crews working on ladder trucks and a fork lift could cut the fence and lower him to the ground. “He had to actually try to hold himself up there,” said John Kottmyer,...
Adventures in Babysitting
Better if she had got shitface drunk, I suppose, & forgot about the kid & then fell asleep in the bathtub until the next morning. Like most kids, they get cocked and then cock while baby sitting. A 15-year-old Nassau County girl who authorities say posted a picture on the Internet of her smoking marijuana while baby-sitting was arrested and charged with felony child abuse, the Nassau County Sheriff’s Office said. According to the arrest report, the teenage girl — who is not being named because of her age — told investigators, “she had been smoking a joint with the...
Lifeguard Rescues Shark From Swimmers
How sweet… When a Coney Island lifeguard spied a shark near an upset group of swimmers, he did what he thought was right: He rescued the fish. Marisu Mironescu, 39, said he was prompted to action Monday after seeing about 75 to 100 people circling the 2-foot sand shark off the beach and “bugging out.” “They were holding onto it and some people were actually hitting him, smacking his face,” said Mironescu. “Well, I wasn’t going to let them hurt the poor thing.” He grabbed the largely harmless shark in his arms and carried it, backstroking out to sea, where...
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