Archive for September, 2009
6 in 10 own a pet – Dogs rule
Now if I can figure out how to keep the neighbors cat from killing the chipmonks and rabbits in my yard in the middle of the night…. Seriously though it is a no brainer. Cats are cold creatures. You think your cat loves you? Drop kitty off at uncle Mikes house for a week. After three days it will forget all about you so long as it has its kibble and something to keep its mind on. Do that to a long time family dog and it would ball its eyes out. Possibly break ol’ yellers heart. I could go...
10 yr old pop gun terror
Aren’t toy guns supposed to have bright orange barrels or something? At least here in the US they do. But, after all, what do we know about guns? Jesus, has common sense jumped out the window? Does anyone think that a 10 year old is going to have a real M-16 in England of all places? Brodie Pearsall is no any ordinary 10-year-old boy. At this tender age, which child can say they’ve had an entire police force after them?After showing off his new £10 (about R150) toy gun to his friends, in a matter of minutes he was surrounded...
Put the chop sticks down and save a kitty
Once you’ve had cat you dont go back. Awwww yeah baby. Enough with the eating of cats and dogs already, dont you people have enough chickens, cows, pigs..etc??? If they are so hungry, maybe the people of Guangdong province should start eating truck drivers instead. The power of the Internet has saved more than 800 cats from being skinned and served up on Chinese dinner tables. About 30 animal lovers rushed to a parking lot in Shanghai after reading an Internet posting sparked by animal rights activist Huo Puyang that said two trucks carrying cats in wooden boxes had been...
Get em’ while they are young…
Proof once again that teen boys will literally hit anything at anytime. Looks like the daughter from Roseanne. Do not want. A former youth counselor was charged with sexual abuse of a juvenile after Antioch police discovered a runaway boy at her home.Antioch Police officers investigated reports that a 16-year-old male juvenile runaway may be hiding at 293 JoAnna Court, Apt. # 101. When police arrived at the apartment, Lori B. Zolno, 32, initially denied the boy was there. Police then obtained consent to search Zolno’s apartment and found the juvenile hiding in a closet. The juvenile was confirmed a...
Al Sharpton campaigning for Linux?!?
WTF. This is the 2nd cool thing this man is done in the past two weeks, and to think I used to hate him. He is gaining some serious cool points. Ha ha ha wait a sec, maybe he just wants to take down whitey Bill Gates, lmfao. Well thats cool with me as well. Windows keep tha black man down. Shiiii-at, homie, them Gentoo brothas banged up a buncha init scripts all in C, no bash, no ksh, no Perl. Mofo tears it up, boots in half the time ‘cuz they ain’t none ‘a that interpretin’ goin’ on. The...
Sentenced for posting photos of dead children
Man, this one is funny. The guy is described as “stopping at nothing to satisfy his sexual predilections and interests” and he gets convicted of violating copyright law! WTF? Oh, those wacky Japs! A former elementary school teacher who posted photographs of children who died in traffic accidents on his Web site without permission from their families was handed a suspended prison sentence and put under probation in a ruling at the Tokyo District Court on Thursday.The former teacher, Toshio Watanabe, 34, was sentenced to 2 1/2 years’ imprisonment, suspended for five years with probation, after being convicted of crimes...
Say hi to fluffing Uncle Jack
Sounds like a real nice type to be working around young girls. He’s a real “Fluffer”! A 70-year-old day-care provider known as “Uncle Jack” is accused of sexually abusing three girls ages 4 to 9 both inside an at-home Fairhaven facility and while driving the girls home, police said.” Fairhaven police yesterday arrested Jack Sylvia, 70, of Fall River, and he was arraigned on five counts of indecent assault and battery on a child under 14. Sylvia was ordered held on $10,000 bail. Bristol County District Attorney spokesman Gregg Miliote and police said much of the alleged abuse was inappropriate...
Little bratt needs a happy meal
They should have tasered her and beat her with a phone book and a hose to avoid bruising to teach her a lesson. I kid I kid. 911, what’s your emergency? Kid voice: My diapers loaded 911: what? Kid voice: POOP! 911: Who the hell is this? what’s your emergency? Kid voice: I’m poopy Authorities tracked down a 4-year-old girl who called 911 nearly 300 times last month by offering to deliver McDonald’s to her suburban Chicago apartment. Unbeknownst to her mother, the girl used a deactivated cell phone to call dispatchers 287 times in June—sometimes as often as 20...
Teen sheep lovers united (tslo)
Dem sheeps ain’t fer eatin’ their fer fuckin! Sheep don’t mind if you leave the toilet seat up. They also don’t mind if you fuck them from behind, or even if you fuck other sheep. Love em and Leave em thats what I say. A Sherborn teen was charged this afternoon with allegedly having sex with sheep at a farm near his home, a pattern police suggest may have gone on for nearly a year. Roger Henderson II, 18, was charged today in Natick District Court with bestiality, cruelty to animals and breaking and entering in connection with an incident...
Banged at Gunpoint
14 and 16… normally I’d say, “why didn’t they just beat the shit out of these punks?”, but yeah. When this particular species of punk reaches said ages, they’re already built like silverback mountain gorillas and it’s unlikely a woman and her prepubescent son could overtake them.  I’d pose that she might have fared better if she had a gun, but obviously that’s no guarantee. I think you are all a bunch of judgemental closed minded people. These boys were just misunderstood. They didn’t mean to hurt her or her son. If the gub’ment had just given their mama’s more...
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