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Burglar accidently switches on fan, kills self

June 4th, 2007 admin No comments

I’ve seen some people go apeshit down at the thrift store, fistfights and screaming matches over a $2 pair of used jeans is a great reminder that some people need to get their priorities in order.

Extremely funny, but I call bullshit on this. No way any fan has a starting torque that’ll kill anyone within a few degrees of rotation. Someone whacked him and stuck him in there. That joking cop most likely. God damn where was the lock out tag out tag! Ah ha!

Side note: Fan sales will escalate in the hood.

A suspected burglar in Miami was found dangling from a large ventilation fan after he apparently stepped on the on switch while his body was inside the machine and killed himself, according to police.Miami investigators said a “known burglar” in the area was found dead in the powerful fan at the Maranatha Used Clothing store Thursday when the store opened up for business.

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Birthday Boy!!

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If my family took me to Taco Bell for my birthday, I would prob do something WAY worse. He ate taco and then went to Taco Bell later. Dude loves messican food. Who the hell goes to Taco Bell to celebrate a birthday? Was Chuckee Cheese too busy? Crack…murder…taco bell…and a movie…then jail. Hope it was worth it. I am guessing he’s going to be the life of the party in the joint. He was fighting for birthday ass, now he will be fighting against it. Ah ha ha.

A 21-year-old Gary man accused of bludgeoning a woman to death and then burying her in his backyard was charged Wednesday with murder.Louis Vela turned himself in and confessed Tuesday, which led investigators to the body of Tracy Parham, 34, police said.

Officers on Tuesday evening found her naked body wrapped in contractors garbage bags in a grave near the garage at Vela’s home, 3856 Van Buren St.

Vela reportedly told police he was smoking crack with Parham on March 11, his 21st birthday. When Parham refused to have sex with him, he bashed her in the head with a lead crystal clock, police and prosecutors say in court records.

When Parham did not wake up, Vela took her to his room and had sex with her, according to the court records.

Parham’s body remained in Vela’s bedroom while Vela went with family members to Taco Bell and a movie in Portage to celebrate his birthday, court records allege.

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YAST:Yet Another Slutty Teacher

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fucking A, the South will rise again… Mrs. Gallagher is a total hottie, in a trailer park, tractor pull, my daddy is my uncle sort of way. YeeEeeeHaaw!

Former Center eighth-grade teacher Janet Susan Gallager Parker, 26, surrendered to Shelby County authorities Wednesday, after school officials discovered photographs of the woman, partially-nude and draped in a rebel flag, on a student’s cell phone. Those photos eventually led to 23 warrants for her arrest on charges ranging from sexual performance and sexual assault of a child and possession of child pornography.

Parker had been suspected of having an inappropriate relationship with a student while she was employed at Center ISD teaching technology applications and graphic arts. However, no proof could be established at that time, according to a press release.

Parker resigned after an investigation was initiated in December 2006 after the school received information that Parker had been seen at a shopping mall, holding hands, according to an affidavit filed with a Shelby County Justice of the Peace. Parker denied the allegations when questioned by school and law enforcement officials, but resigned from her teaching post at the middle school, according to the affidavit.

Although an inappropriate relationship was suspected, there was not enough evidence to support criminal charges, according to the affidavit.

Months later, a cell phone which had belonged to the student suspected of having a relationship with Parker, was taken up in school. Because of that suspected relationship, one of the school staff scrolled through photos saved on the cell phone, according to a statement by an investigator with the Shelby County District Attorney’s office, made in the affidavit.

Among the photos was one of a partially-nude woman lying on a bed, nude from the waist up, covered by a rebel flag. The woman was identified as Parker by her former husband, according to an affidavit.

During a search of the student’s cell phone, Parker’s home and cell phone numbers were listed as “Baby” and “Baby’s Cell,” the affidavit said.

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Thats a pretty hardcore gang!

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If anyone remembers what I said about gay people and rights. Yeah….these people are fine examples of society. Talk about one fucked up subculture. This shocked me. One of the most fucked up stories I have read in years.

A GAY gang that allegedly raped victims lured on the internet, drugged them and infected them with the AIDS virus has shocked the Netherlands and raised questions over its liberal sex culture.A date rape drug known as “Easy Lay” and ecstasy were allegedly involved.

Health Minister Ab Klink called the case “horrible”, as the press splashed the news across its front pages today.

The matter came to light yesterday, when police said they had arrested three men two weeks ago after four victims, men aged 25 to 50, accused them of rape and premeditated bodily harm.

Ronald Zwarter, the police chief in the northern town of Groningen, where the alleged crimes took place, said two of those arrested, a couple aged 48 and 33, had confessed.

“Their stated motive was that it excited them – and also that, the more HIV-infected people there were, the better their chances of unprotected sex,” he said.

“They considered unprotected relations to be ‘pure’.”

A fourth man who allegedly supplied the three suspects with several litres of the date-rape drug GHB and ecstasy tablets was also arrested.

The gang risks up to 16 years in prison.

According to police and prosecutors, eight more victims have come forward since the case was publicised.

Officials said the three HIV-positive men invited gays contacted on the internet to private homosexual orgies.

When the victims turned up, they were allegedly given ecstasy and GHB (which is undetectable when mixed in drinks), leaving them helpless and, in some cases, with no memory of what happened.

The three suspects – one of whom is a male nurse – were said to have raped the men, and even injected some of them with a mix of their contaminated blood.

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Momma caught sniffing lines in wally-world!

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Is there anything WalMart doesn’t have?

Suffolk police arrested a Farmingville woman for allegedly snorting heroin through a straw as she pushed her 3-year-old child in a shopping cart at WalMart.

Police arrested 35-year-old Stacy Roe Saturday at the WalMart at Centereach Mall on Middle County Road.

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The best nights are the drunken black outs!

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That homemade hooch must be damned good stuff.

A Filipino in a drunken rage hacked dozens of people with a machete, killing 10 and wounding 19.

The killings took place in Gadgaran village on the central island of Samar.

A local police chief said suspect Danny Guades went from house to house before dawn hacking dozens of people, including relatives.

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