Archive for September, 2009
If Black people are racist its because of you
Blacks attacked a white kid? How is this news? This is just justice for centuries of oppression? Good for them!!! JENA, Louisiana: A white teenager allegedly beaten by black schoolmates during a time of racial tension at their Louisiana school told a jury Wednesday that he was hit from behind, knocked unconscious and never saw who attacked him. Justin Barker, 17, testified that he had just come out of his high school gym with his girlfriend walking ahead of him on Dec. 4 when they turned to avoid a group of black students. “I turned my back and somebody hit...
Backseat DVD players – cheapest – most effective way to kill your kids
These guys have no idea what they are talking about…… just get a coat hanger! Cheap, easy and effective. Get ’em early, that’s my motto. They are a popular accessory for parents hoping to keep their children entertained on long car journeys. But back-seat DVD players could kill a child in a crash at only 18mph, safety tests have shown. The screens – commonly strapped to the back of front seats and costing a few hundred pounds – can easily fly off in a collision, hitting rear passengers in the head. The problem relates to the systems bought as accessories...
We’re not gonna take it… NO we’re not gonna take it
Still, though, if you’re going to have a pissed-off citizenry, nudity and marijuana really are the correct ways of going about it. Events like these give truly progressive citizens groups a bad name. If you want to smoke pot and be nude, fine. Just don’t do it publicly, you are not really proving anything. The fight continues for Aaron Fuda and his Fudafest. At noon on Saturday, July 7, a group of what Fuda describes as “very pissed-off citizens” will march into town carrying protest signs against the Iraq War, President George W. Bush, and marijuana and nudity laws. As...
N.Y. Pizza Pie served with crabby toppings and lap dances
Hand tossed will cost you an extra $50. Can I order one with no topping? Excuse me, there’s a curly hair in my calzone. In a city that seems to have everything, it’s amazing what we’ll still be surprised to find. Take for example what CBS 2 HD recently uncovered going on in the back of a pizzeria. Let’s just say it’s hotter than the pizza served up front. On the outside, Cordatos looks like your ordinary pizzeria, but inside customers are offered something way too hot and spicy to be found on the menu. Lap dances. Yes, you read...
Electrical Russian roulette!
New fun game in Myanmar: stealing electrical cable during blackouts. You lose if you’re not done when the power comes back on! Thieves in the former Burma’s main city, Yangon, are taking advantage of outages often lasting for more than 20 hours a day to steal the copper power cables, police said on Friday. Sometimes, of course, they get unlucky. “The thieves are risking their lives as it is impossible to know exactly when the power is going to be restored. It’s just like playing Russian roulette,” said one Yangon police officer who did not want to be named. “I’ve...
X-rated ‘goodie bag’ enrages preteen’s mom
Don’t worry Ms. Richard, I have looked at the picture of your daughter and I can safely say that she wont be having sex anytime soon. Also what the fuck is a sex coupon? I want one! A Burbank mother expressed her outrage after Toyota Park concert sponsors handed her disabled 12-year-old daughter a goodie bag including condoms and a sex-toy catalog. Pam Richard, 39, says she spent $167 to take her daughters Heather, 12, Crystal, 14, and Hola, 18, to the B96 Summerbash at the Bridgeview stadium Sunday. The trip to see pop music stars including Akon, Rihanna and...
Thirst? I would say a bit more!
WTF a 12 year old boy weighing 28 pounds. This rag needs to be starved for a few months straight, and then locked in a room with no water. Maybe head-in-vice? The night before Tyler DeLeon turned 7, he was so thirsty he ripped a hole in the screen of his bedroom window to eat snow. By the next evening, Tyler was dead. He weighed just 28 pounds, the size of an average 2-year-old. Dehydration is the official cause of death, but authorities think Tyler suffered a variety of abuses at the hands of his adoptive mother, Carole DeLeon, a...
MR. Romney’s Shitty Vacation
I like dogs more than I like most people. Kill this asshole. =) The incident: dog excrement found on the roof and windows of the Romney station wagon. How it got there: Romney strapped a dog carrier — with the family dog Seamus, an Irish Setter, in it — to the roof of the family station wagon for a twelve hour drive from Boston to Ontario, which the family apparently completed, despite Seamus’s rather visceral protest. Massachusetts’s animal cruelty laws specifically prohibit anyone from carrying an animal “in or upon a vehicle, or otherwise, in an unnecessarily cruel or inhuman...
But it will cause mental stress…
Hmmm…but she probably bared her tits to get them nips pierced…and flashed them off in bars on a number of occasions. The only problem I see with the story is that they did this in front of the male inmates. To have ruined your entire life with meth seems more embarrassing to me. I’m sure those breasts were small, shriveled and useless. A woman who claims her rights were violated by Mesa police during a search after her arrest on assault charges is headed to federal court. The issue was removal of body piercing jewelry. Griffin removed her tongue and...
El Diablo
El Diablo – Isn’t that some sort of Mexican fighting chicken or something? A man who tried to snatch two little girls from their mothers outside a North County Wal-Mart while referring to himself as “El Diablo” — the devil — is scheduled to be sentenced today. Under terms of a plea agreement reached in May, 37-year-old Eloy Ambris Garcia is expected to be sent to a state mental hospital for 5 1/2 years. That’s the same amount of time he would have spent in prison on the attempted kidnapping charge to which he pleaded guilty. However, Judge K. Michael...
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