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Scary Movie

May 11th, 2007 admin No comments

Yeah, those girls are going to be Oh-so-hot for him after his breaking in and and using their camera!

A real man would have already had glossy pics ready to hand out!

Police need your help finding a man who made sexual advances toward two girls, followed them home and then made explicit movies of himself.

suspect On April 19, a man approached two girls as they walked through Lieser Crest Park. He followed them home and made provocative sexual requests.

Investigato
rs say the man entered the home, found their digital camera and used it to make explicit movies of himself.

He is described as a Hispanic man 18-25 years old, around 5 feet 8 inches tall and 170-180 pounds.


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Car salesman denies gang rape accusations

May 11th, 2007 admin No comments

Poor guy… his life is ruined for what was obviously a lie. Thats why I video tape every girl that wants a one night stand, yeah judge, lookie here, I couldn’t have possibly raped this whore she was moaning more than me!

Oh come on, women aren’t stupid, did she really think the 3 salesman only wanted to sip a beer with her and engage in erudite conversation to commemorate selling her the car she bought. I think she knew damn well what was going on and probably concocted this after a neighbor saw her and she didn’t want to appear to be the skeevy indiscriminate slut she really is. Enough is enough.

Just two days after KING 5 first reported the multi-million dollar judgment awarded to a woman who says she was raped by three car salesmen who worked at a Tacoma dealership, one of those men is speaking out.”I think it’s unfair to ruin my life over something she did willingly,” said Michael Dolajak.

Dolajak just got hit with a $2.5 million legal judgment. He never showed up in court to defend himself against the rape allegations made by a woman we’re calling Linda.
Woman claims Mallon Ford salesmen gang raped her

She says Dolajak and two other car salesmen gang raped her after they’d gone out in an evening to celebrate her purchase of a car from Mallon Ford.

Ok so you spread your legs dropped your panties and made a little mistake. You feel bad, you may even feel like a dirty little ho. Dont try and ruin someones life because you feel like shit. They were just tapping what was wide open to them!

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Parking lot dance faceoff = Death

May 9th, 2007 admin No comments

The move is called a ‘suicide flip’….and like Daffy Duck’s ultimate death defying performance…if you do it right, you can only do it once! At 49 he probably was one of the original breakdancers when it was invented.

A 48-year-old man has died while dancing, trying to outdo a rival with an acrobatic move while “battle dancing,” police said.

Robert Stitt and his rival were competing in a parking lot on Main Street Monday night when he tried a forward flip and landed on his head.

“It was just two guys dancing. Everybody was laughing,” Stitt’s friend John Boxley said.

Boxley said James Brown was on the radio and Stitt wanted to outdo a rival dancer, who had flipped in the air.

Police said the victim went into cardiac arrest and was pronounced dead a short time at a local hospital.

In other words, he won’t appear on Dancing with the Stars after all.

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
‘Cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance
Well they’re no friends of mine

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Hey, let’s strangle Eliza Jane

May 9th, 2007 admin No comments

They need to look into these girls home life. Something must be seriously fucked for them to just want to experience murder. Shit like this happens all the time, where the hell do they come from?

Two 17-year-old girls have been sentenced to life in prison for their “merciless” strangling of a 15-year-old girl, apparently so they could experience murder.

The pair were expressionless when sentenced in Perth Children’s Court on Wednesday after previously pleading guilty to murdering Eliza Jane Davis and burying her body under her house in a West Australian coal mining town on June 18 last year.

Court President Denis Reynolds said their remorseless slaying of Eliza was the worst category of the most serious offence in the criminal code and the pair must spend at least 15 years in jail before parole could be considered.

“It was gruesome and merciless in the extreme,” Judge Reynolds said.

Ever heard a 15 year old girl talk? we all want to strangle them, these girls just stepped their game up a notch.

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McMinty

May 9th, 2007 admin No comments

This is why you don’t piss off the people that serve you food.

It’s common fucking sense that sadly isn’t very common.

A Vancouver man says he’s concerned about the possibility of contracting hepatitis after he found some chewed gum inside his McDonald’s hamburger on Tuesday.

Max Ipinza was eating lunch with his co-workers at their office in Vancouver when he bit into his Big Extra and tasted peppermint.

He said he spit the burger out and quickly realized there was gum in it.

“Three quarters of the way through I end up tasting something like peppermint, like gum, and immediately I knew something was wrong, because this is not what a typical McDonald’s burger tasted like.

“And so I decided to regurgitate everything back into the box and examined it, and it looked like gum to me. Immediately I felt very sick.”

Big fucking deal. Just get up show it to the manager and get yourself a free gift certificate to McDonald’s. But I must say that the food does taste real good! Asshole should be more concerned with the amount of pure grade A lard in his arteries from eating the “Heart Attack Special” than a fucking wad of gum. ( No sympathy from me, he can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.)

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Toad Salad (with cool pics)

May 7th, 2007 admin No comments

Does it come with french dressing?

SHOCKED Jessanne De’Ath reeled in horror when she spotted a LIVE TOAD in her bag of Sainsbury’s herb salad.

She was putting the pack in her fridge when she saw the creature staring at her.

Jessanne, 23, below, of Huntingdon, Cambs, said: “I freaked out. It blinked at me, then jumped around.”

Too bad the spider boy mom didn’t get this bag. She could have sent the toad in her kid’s ear after the spider and saved the ER trip.

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“An idiot” rather than a sex pest

May 7th, 2007 admin No comments

I can see why he didn’t make the sexual predator’s list. He’s more of a scavenger.

A PEEPING Tom who spied on women using a toilet at T In The Park was fined £600 yesterday.Perth Sheriff Court heard salesman James Murray’s actions at the music festival in Kinross were like “something out of a Carry On film”.

But a sheriff called him “an idiot” rather than a sex pest and did not put him on the sex offenders’ register.

He was caught after staring through a gap in a temporary wall at a toilet for 20 minutes.

Murray, 32, of Birrell Drive, Dunfermline, admitted breaching the peace last July.

Well, I think it goes something like this: if the gap in the wall had opened on a stall, he’d be a sex offender. As it opened on the place with the sinks and the wastebasket, he got off with just being called an idiot.

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Prostitutes, Prostitutes Everywhere

May 7th, 2007 admin No comments

And if prostitution were legal, the girls could be in government-inspected brothels where they wouldn’t have to worry about being beaten and robbed, pimps wouldn’t take half their money, those with addictions could get treatment, they (and johns) could be monitored for disease, they wouldn’t have to worry about being arrested, they could get a pension plan, and they wouldn’t be out in the middle of the street in front of a daycare center.

Groups of men were taken into custody in an Osceola County, Fla., neighborhood Friday night accused of soliciting undercover police officers posing as prostitutes.


Painters, cashiers and even businessmen stopped to solicit sex,” Local 6′s Erik von Ancken said. “And most of them denied it, even though the decoys were wearing microphones.”

David Parsons was taken into custody during the sex sting but denied doing anything wrong.

“I am embarrassed as heck right now,” Parson said. “All I was doing was talking.”

Another man said he felt stupid and had a wife and daughter waiting for him at home.

“People will drive up and ask them to do the most vile and disgusting sex acts for money,” Kissimmee police Capt. Warren Shepard said. “It brings in that type of person into the neighborhood.”

Kissimmee police said most of the prostitutes on 192 in Kissimmee are hooked on drugs and use the money on their habit.

All women are prostitutes. It’s the price that is negotiable.

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They were walking on my eardrums

May 7th, 2007 admin No comments

I read somewhere that the average American swallows 14 spiders a year in their sleep. I have no idea how someone came this conclusion, but it’s a fun thing to tell the chick right before bed.

What began as a faint popping in a 9-year-old boy’s ear — “like Rice Krispies” — ended up as an earache, and the doctor’s diagnosis was that a pair of spiders made a home in the ear.

“They were walking on my eardrums,” Jesse Courtney said.(Watch how an earache led to the creepy discovery Video)

One of the spiders was still alive after the doctor flushed the fourth-grader’s left ear canal. His mother, Diane Courtney, said her son insisted he kept hearing a faint popping in his ear — “like Rice Krispies.”

This story makes my ears itch.


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Sixth-grader admits stabbing ducks with pencil

May 7th, 2007 admin No comments

He doesn’t need “treatment”, he needs to be destroyed like a rabid dog. This kid is 12 years old. He says he “didn’t know why it was wrong”. Folks, this article sums up the dumb thinking of adults everywhere. Treatment?

Gimme a fucking break … this kid is toast. He should be tried as an adult and put away forever. Period. Just lock his little Jeffrey Dahmer ass up now, before he starts filling his freezer with the neighbors kids.

Just think in 5-10yrs he will be thinking the same thing when he kills his first human victim.

A sixth-grader stabbed to death a mother duck and two ducklings that had nested near a school, distressing the other children and alarming officials who said the boy needs mental health treatment.

Students at Wilbur Middle School had named the mother duck Lucy and were monitoring her and her brood, making sure no one disturbed the nest in a grassy creek bed. Their mutilated bodies — stabbed with a pencil — were found this week.

An announcement over the public address system led the boy to admit the killings, officials said. They said he had also talked about the act to classmates and didn’t understand why it was wrong.

The boy, whose name was not released, was suspended Wednesday. His return to the school will hinge on a hearing.

School officials were responding “the way we do whenever we believe that a child might be a risk to himself or others,” said Liz McGinness, who coordinates the district’s mental health crisis team.

She said his parents were being told they must seek outside mental health care. “We really don’t mince words on this,” she said. “We know that animal cruelty is a very serious, significant behavior.”

No decision has been made on possible criminal charges. Killing mallard ducks is illegal this time of year, and even in hunting season, the way they were killed would be illegal, officials said.

Mark Rankin, assistant director of law enforcement for the Kansas Department of Wildlife and Parks, said the boy may not be charged because of his age. A hunting violation charge could bring an adult up to seven days in jail and a $250 fine, while animal cruelty carries up to a year in jail and $10,000 in fines, he said.

I wish the kid had tried this on a goose or swan, those Fuckers will take you down.

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