Archive for September, 2009
Keep it up I might just club your ass!
Join the club. A Montgomery woman is accused of beating her live-in boyfriend to death with a wooden club on Wednesday and then living in their home for nearly four days as his body lay in a bedroom. George Mays, 59, was found slain inside his home at 132 Wade St. on Sunday. Police allege that Peralus Edwards, 35, killed him during a domestic dispute and dragged his body into a bedroom. Mays’ daughter found him there when she went to the home to check on her father. “The daughter hadn’t seen him in a while and went by to...
“designer vagina” craze
What is so wrong with retreading a worn out pussy anyway? No one cares if you are on dick number two or two hundred. It does amaze me as to how many women that I meet who think that their pussy is ugly. A man’s or woman’s (ha ha Sam) hairy ass, now that’s ugly. I’ve yet to see a pussy on an otherwise attractive and clean woman that I wouldn’t dive into. Gaping or tight. The fashion is being driven by commercial and media pressures that exploit women’s insecurities and is fraught with unknowns, including a risk to sexual...
If your best friend jumped off of a bridge….
Finish the rest. A suicide attempt from a second story window? I guess that’s not the dumbest thing I ever heard. A dude around here got busted for molesting his daughter and shot himself in the forehead with a bb gun. One witness told investigators he had overheard one of the girls telling the other on the phone: “Come on, we’ll do it: You jump. I jump!”TWO French teenage girls were seriously injured when they jumped out of windows of different buildings in what appeared to be a coordinated suicide attempt, police have said. A 14-year-old and a 15-year-old, who...
Wank wank salad supreme
I can’t believe this little fucker jerked off in the salad dressing and got off so easy. No pun. A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school’s cafeteria. DuPage County Judge Terence Sheen also placed Marco Castro on two years probation Wednesday and ordered him to write a letter of apology to Wheaton North High School officials. Castro must complete his community service work for an agency that works with AIDS patients. Sheen called the...
FBI Agent caught with pants down
What’s gross is he was probably examining “evidence” left in the sanitary napkin disposal box. Desperate way to get a sniff of some snatch. Agent Ryan Seese was arrested May 3, shortly after a cleaning lady observed him whackin’ off in the women’s restroom of the student union. Um, allegedly. According to the campus police report, “As she was wiping off the last stall door, furtherest south, the door was opened by a white male standing inside the stall with his pants below his knees. (The woman) went on to say she saw his penis and the male was masturbating...
Wild Wood NJ
I swear that the people of New Jerky are genetically programmed to be as rude as possible. Last time I was there I gave my waitress a tip all right, I told her to stop being a rude cunt and she might actually try doing her job. With that said I do enjoy Wild Wood New Jersey. And there’s more you can’t do in Wildwood: You also cannot stand under the boardwalk and look up through slits between the boards when people are walking above your head.” … “Meanwhile in Sea Bright, the borough appears to be very interested in...
Toilet Bomber Sentenced
He looks like a real dweeb. Send him for field experiments in Iraq. A man once called one of the Internet’s most notorious pirates of music and movies was sentenced Wednesday to five years in prison for blowing up a portable toilet, prosecutors said. Bruce Forest, 50, was charged last year with a series of toilet explosions in 2005 and 2006. But under a plea agreement, Forest admitted only to blowing up one toilet in Weston in February 2006. No one was injured in any of the blasts. Link to full story...
I’ve got cancer, show me your tits
He’s gonna get his daily rectal exam where he’s headed. A 31-year-old man was sentenced Monday to more than 24 years in federal prison for posing online as a teenage boy dying of leukemia in an effort to coerce young girls into sending him sexually explicit images. Joshua Kistler chatted regularly with at least nine girls nationwide who ranged in age from 12 to 14. He used the condition to gain the girls’ sympathy, according to the U.S. Department of Justice. Link to source...
Karma is a bitch
To avoid flying debris when killing your girlfriend with a train, always run away at an angle in the direction of the approaching train. A man trying to kill his girlfriend by stopping a car in front of an approaching train was himself killed Monday when the train hit the vehicle and launched it into him as he tried to flee, police said. Link to source...
Blind Frogger
Deputies booked the mother, Christine Cole, 32, and the aunt, Judy Chamberlain, 33, with second-degree cruelty to a child, Ard said. The mother and aunt of a legally blind 10-year-old boy were booked on cruelty charges after briefly leaving him on the side of a highway because he was misbehaving, a sheriff’s spokesman said. Blind people are almost helpless, and generally anxious in any open space. Leaving a blind ten year old kid beside a highway is fucked up. The kid was probably terrified. Link to news source...
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