Archive for September, 2009
Hard core porno prank
Should expect this sort of thing if your cable provider is Cox Communications. Man 5-10 mins is a tight time frame to jerk off, I hope no teens were seriously injured tearing off their pants… Cocks Network. I think it was appropriate and I wish I would have seen it. Viewers of a news show broadcast on a Phoenix-area cable television station received a lot more than news – hard-core pornography started streaming into their living rooms, replacing a health show featuring former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw. Link to full Article...
I told you not to call me at work
Sick sick sick. This will probably be used at his trial to “prove” it was consensual sex. You know the wife was bitching at him because she knew that instead of getting the grocery shopping done as she had told him, that he was just fucking around again! Kind of reminds me of that Geico commercial…. It’s my mother. I’ll put it on speaker phone. Timothy Michael Seibert was in the midst of raping a 49-year-old woman, according to police, when he answered a cell phone call from his wife. The woman was so close to the phone she could...
Teach your children a little common sense
Children don’t always understand logic that comes so easily to adults. Even though his dad was dead and probably starting to smell a bit, he obeyed the rules he was taught by his infallible father. Father knows best, even if he’s a bit green around the edges. A 6-year-old boy stayed in an apartment with the body of his father for two days after the man died on their sofa, obeying instructions to never leave without permission, firefighters said. The boy, whose name was not released, didn’t want to leave even after firefighters arrived, fearing punishment if he left, fire...
Little bad ass
-A lot of parents don’t know how to discipline a child. The critical period to learn the meaning of NO is age 2-4. He may have parents who are overindulgent wusses (like many parents these days). -Neglect. The family says “he has been through a lot”, and are admittedly clueless about where he is and what he does. A 13 year old running around unsupervised (long enough to do the things he did) sounds like a pedophile’s dream come true, anyway. -The child may have a medical or psychiatric condition, which may not have been evaluated or properly diagnosed. If...
Granny beat down
How sad do you have to be when you can’t even knock a 101 year old woman out? Pathetic. Fucking crack heads. I swear we need to do something about them. This is about as pathetic and mean as you can get. Even monkeys dont attack old women. He’s a good candidate for tossing into a vat of bleach and letting him sit in it for a while. That was really mean to punch the poor old woman. Jerk. Tough old granny stayed on her feet, though. Good for her. NEW YORK – For a moment, the man in the...
Don’t fuck with the Cookie Monster
After this story I will never buy another girl skank cookie again. Even if he did order them it’s still a joke to take someone to court over stupid cookies. The obvious thing that those little rug rats should do is collect a portion of the money up front when an order that large is placed. My friend yelled at a girl skank once when she tried to sell him cookies on the street by a supermarket and made her cry. I thought he was mean for doing this but now I’m glad he did. “I am not the Cookie...
Smile, you are on camera.
Girls sucking dick on the bus? Damn where were these bitches when I was riding the school bus? The wildest hijinx we ever pulled on the school bus was on the ride back home at the end of the day we would try to sneak the broom the bus driver had wedged between the window and the seats up front by the door all the way down the back of the bus and around to the front side behind where she drove before she caught on and yelled at us to put it back. One day on the way to...
Car-eating rats terrorize city
What’s causing the rat problem is that no one seals there trash cans, including restaurants. The city ought to be out ticketing the hell out of people for having garbage all out for the rats to get. Of course, it’s as windy as hell in Cambridge in the winter and that tips over cans sometimes, which is why good hermitically sealed dumpsters would be good. The rats invading Cambridge aren’t just snacking on leftover trash anymore. The massive rodents have started chewing up the engine wires inside residents’ cars near Central Square. Thats why i keep cats in my engine....
Fire! Fire! Fire! heh heh heh huh-huh heh!
Anyone remember the Super Soaker XP300, the one that looked like a big purple flamethrower? I remember that thing having a range of at least 40-50 feet, and the backpack water/air storage allowed for plenty of ammo. It’s probably a really bad idea, but would using denatured alcohol instead of water allow it to be used as a flamethrower of sorts? Or would gasoline work better? My only concern is that the gasoline/alcohol fumes would leak out and ignite, or the flame would travel back up the nozzle and ignite the fuel in the tank. Any suggestions? Authorities on Tuesday...
“I swung him. I swung him like a bat.”
27, with 5 kids. Shut down the fetal factory! Quick, before she sna… nevermind. A woman pleaded guilty Tuesday to swinging her 4-week-old son like a bat to hit her boyfriend during a fight, fracturing the infant’s skull in the process. Chytoria Graham, 27, pleaded guilty to aggravated assault and endangering the welfare of a child under a plea agreement with prosecutors.[Baby made a full recovery.] “Chytoria Graham” never had a chance. What was her mother thinking, “let’s think up a name that will look good at the top of a rap sheet”? I can’t think how this woman’s name...
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