Archive for September, 2009
Today we are going to talk about….
Jeez, how you should not drink and drive perhaps. Floridia needs to start engaging in better screening methods! Seriously though… wow, the plumber’s pipes always leak. I don’t fault the officer on the scene for requesting backup. In an ideal, fantasy world, alone on the verge with a drunk blonde sounds like a good time. However, in the real world, where the blonde in question looks like a boiled ham, is sloppy-drunk, may be barfing and you suspect that you may be offered sloppy seconds from Spot, any man would call for help. A Plantation, Florida Police Academy DUI instructor...
Teacher + Pupil + Cocaine + Booze + Sex = Busted
What the hell is it with kids these days? I mean come on now. If I had a hot teacher trying to sprinkle coke on my cock, in her ass, what ever, and suck me off during study hall I would not say no. Kids today just have no brains! Seriously though I’ll hit it. This teacher is not half bad looking. This kid must be in the closet if he needs that much coaxing. This stupid fuck says he endured emotional damage. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG. Yeah probaly along the lines of: “I can’t believe you fucked that up man....
Note to car robbers: Know your cars
This must be idiot of the week for 6toe.com! Investigators are looking for a suspect who tied up and then robbed a couple in the Inland Empire. San Bernardino County Sheriff’s deputies said the thief entered a home on Valaria Drive, tied up a man and his girlfriend, and stole guns, money and jewelry. The suspect had a tough time getting away, deputies said, because he apparently did not know how to drive a car with a stick shift. After trying to to take one car, he went back inside and got the keys for a BMW at the home....
Canada rocks…
I wonder what the going rate is? Any one? People who want to grow pot for the federal government may soon get the chance. Health Canada’s five-year, $5.75-million contract with its current supplier of medicinal marijuana, Prairie Plant Systems, appears to be winding down and the department is preparing to seek proposals from all potential suppliers. Link...
Say cheese
You are on Americas Funniest Home Videos! Earlier this month, Barry Ostrander’s wife and son were flipping the TV channels when they discovered the secret: a live feed from a hidden camera in the family bathroom, according to a criminal complaint. Link...
Age Sex Location?!?
I’d say that young man is a clever little pervert and I also say that he’s gotten himself into quite a bit of trouble. But these silly bitches must be brain-dead. Internet victims…….christ, what next… More than 40 British schoolgirls – some as young as nine – are receiving counselling after allegedly becoming victims of a Canadian man at the centre of the world’s biggest child pornography investigation.Mark Bedford, 21, was arrested in a raid on his parents’ home by officers from Kent and Ontario and accused of using threats of death and rape to force more than 100 young...
Will you touch my… wrinkled balls?
Muah haw ha! I got a laugh out of this one. He jacks off in her bed, and leaves his play girls behind. What a total freak. There were some frightening moments early Wednesday in Seattle’s Lake City neighborhood for two young women sharing a house. One of them woke up to find a naked intruder lying right beside her. Police are calling the crime “burglary with sexual motivation.” “My girlfriend called me around 6 a.m. screaming that there’s a man in her bed and to get out of my house because the police were afraid he had been watching...
This one time at band camp
well, hon, that’s what happens when you stick a ‘flute’ in your pussy… Seriously though Sluts should just not be having sex like this. It is America NOT Africa! Act like you have a brain and or education! A 17-year-old Colorado girl is facing a first-degree murder charge, accused by police of hiding her newborn baby in an entertainment center.” … “She said she first started feeling pain while at band camp. Police believe Cheyenne Corbett hid her pregnancy from her parents and delivered the baby in a shower early Sunday. Corbett was taken to the hospital for bleeding and...
Take it ALL!
Yeah I bet it was her mother calling… for a booty call! Ha! What the FUCK? This guy was named after Marlon Brando!?!? I would love to meet the retards that caused this spawn! Seriously though Melinda why lie to poor ol’ Marlon just tell him the truth, you wanted some new dick! Prosecutors say a man shoved a cell phone down his girlfriend’s throat because he was angry and jealous. But defense attorneys insisted as a trial got underway that the woman swallowed the phone intentionally to keep the defendant from seeing whom she had been calling. Marlon Brando...
Drink more beer…
I do agree, this would be a very nice way to advertise, its not like there would be any competition! Apparently these talking urinals have been circulating in select areas for some time, but rather than the idea just going down the drain, it seems to have gained attention. The Wizmark Urinal Communicator sits at the bottom of men’s urinals and sports a miniature LCD screen and a speaker to broadcast all kinds of messages, alerts, and advertisements to the, um, current user. The waterproof drain cover also acts as a deodorizer, and presumably continues to play even when purposely...
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