Archive for September, 2009
Myspace retards part 234
Ha ha, the myspace.com wave is taking the net by storm! Nice detective work mom, sorry to hear your little girl is a”whore” but I am sure you will get over her “pimping” teenage boys! I’ve covered murders, grisly accidents, airplanes falling out of the sky and, occasionally, dirty politics. But in nearly two decades of journalism, nothing has made my insides churn like seeing what my 13-year-old daughter and her friends are up to on MySpace.com. Read Article...
A penis pump could have saved the day
Poor kid. An 18-year-old Singaporean student committed suicide last month because he was convinced his penis was too small, a report said on Wednesday.It said the teenager had confided in his mother in October 2005 that he was worried about the size of his penis. She took him to a clinic where a doctor said it was normal for an Asian man and prescribed multi-vitamins. State Coroner Tan said the boy’s case showed that even in the age of the Internet when information can be easily obtained, “the less informed also become victims to junk information and worse, untruths..” Read...
Ha, couple find love via Xbox Live!
What a sweet, sweet story. While fragging each other through Xbox live on halo, they fall madly in love! A couple are planning to marry after they “met” while playing their Xbox’s 4,300 miles [that’s ~6920km] apart.Claire Wilcox, from Cardiff, played Xbox golf with American Shane Nelson, from Missouri, after he joined her virtual game online. They chatted for hours after the contest and they began a cyber-romance. One month later, Shane proposed. Claire accepted Shane’s proposal after visiting him. They will wed in Cardiff in July, and plan to set up home in the US. Read Full Article...
Myspace retard part 10
God damn Pamela Rogers has it going on, fucking hot! I wish she was my Gym Teacher in high school. I still cant figure out what she might see in a 13 yr old boy though, he must be hung like a horse! I hear some sluts like em’ young! There are new accusations Wednesday against convicted sex offender and former Warren County teacher Pamela Rogers. Rogers was arrested after the district attorney said she recently sent a pornographic video of herself to her teenage victim. Rogers reportedly made contact with the victim and his family through a MySpace website,...
Sword fights in prison showers?
Swords for all, this psycho can look forward to sword fighting inmates in a local prison from here on out! Cock fights with Tyrone anyone! Ross McGilligan, 30, slashed Robert Dick outside a New Year’s party in Lanarkshire. Read Article...
Nice weather cancels school
Gee whizz, I wish my job did this! Instead of enduring a day of inattention and spring fever, Bellingham Christian School declared a “sun day” and gave everyone the day off. School administrators had told the students there would be no school on the first sunny day that hit at least 63 degrees. After Monday’s forecast called for a high of 65, school was closed. The mercury actually hit 68, the National Weather Service reported. Read Article...
Dont fuck with granny part 2
This one ends with a story that is a bit more pleasing to the mind. Still one more broad I would never want to fuck with. I bet she could even take Tyrone the afro ninja of Urbania! A 74-year-old woman thwarted a home invasion by choking the intruder until he ran away.Thelma Carter said when the man she allowed to use her phone Sunday suddenly barged into her Decatur home, she grabbed his throat and “strangled the living daylights out of him”. Read Article...
You should have bought him his game, bitch!
Neighbors said the 12-year-old has a violent temper. I guess so. They should have gave the boy his A.D.D. or A.D.H.D. meds. stat. A 12-year-old boy is being held in the deaths of another boy and a woman at a Maryland apartment on Sunday. Police said the victims are the mother and brother of the suspect. The bodies of the woman and her son were removed from their apartment Sunday afternoon in Forestville, Md., and police have arrested the woman’s 12-year-old son, according to WRC-TV in Washington, D.C. Authorities said the two were found beaten and stabbed to death inside...
Dont fuck with granny part 1
Hey I do not think I would fuck with this broad as well. The pigs didnt have to break out the taser shocker though, did they tyrone? 56-year-old woman in a wheelchair swinging two knives and a hammer at relatives and police died after being shocked by a Taser gun, officials said.Officers were called to a disturbance in Green Cove Springs on Monday. They found Emily Marie Delafield, 56, in a wheelchair armed with the hammer and two knives. Police tried to talk her into putting down her weapons, but she would not put them down and continued swinging them...
Yet another lazy slob of a mother
But Sue Hanlon said oh she was just trying to help. Just another fat slob letting her kids and friends consume beer, hard liquor and god knows what else. Think this is un common? Think again. In my experience with friends growing up, 1 out of every 2 mothers (that were with out a husband keep in mind) let the kids run wild and into the walls at a very young age, doing what ever they wanted as long as it pleased the kid. Hell I even see it now with some people I have to deal with in my...
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