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Stay off my god damn grass

March 21st, 2006 admin No comments

This one is pretty scary. What would Jesus say?

A man who neighbors say was devoted to his meticulously kept lawn is charged with murder in the shooting of a 15-year-old boy who apparently walked across his yard.

Charles Martin, 66, of Union Township, near this city about 20 miles east of Cincinnati, shot next-door neighbor Larry Mugrage in the chest with a shotgun around 3:30 p.m. Sunday, police said. The youth was pronounced dead at a hospital.

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Oh you will do the crab walk, and like it.

March 21st, 2006 admin No comments

Yeah, this knife holding gym teacher is going down. MARK OMELTCHENKO staya way from the roids.

When the student refused to do the exams, the defendant displayed a knife at the [student] and pointed the knife at the student’s neck while grabbing him and placing him in a headlock,” the spokesman said, reading from the complaint. On Thursday, cops and sources said Omeltchenko became angry when the two girls, ages 14 and 15, didn’t want to participate in “crab walk” exercises led by a visiting military instructor.

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Take that fool

March 19th, 2006 admin No comments

Yeah, this is the best way to show that cop who is boss. Jakub Fik can teach us all a lesson on how to properly loft a severed… aww man why!

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them — his penis.

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I just love a man in uniform

March 19th, 2006 admin No comments

Ha, its the baton for you. Louise Nicholas, Assistant Commissioner Clinton Rickards and former policemen Bradley Shipton and Robert Schollum sure know how to party!

She had been describing being on her back on a bed while the three men moved around her, either having intercourse, or receiving or giving oral sex. When she thought it was over, she looked up to see Shipton coming toward her with a police baton and a jar of Vaseline. She said she yelled: No fucking way, mate, no fucking way are you using that on me.

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It is an animal house I tell you

March 19th, 2006 admin No comments

So do something about it.

Gil and Lorilyn Workman are seeking $100,000 in damages from Sea World, alleging that the visitors, among them a group of Magellanic penguins, a lemur, a tiger, a mountain lion and a pair of Burmese pythons, were allowed to roam free and dirty the home with urine, feces and other kinds of animal waste.

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Bash bush, lose pc

March 19th, 2006 admin No comments

Yeah the U.S. Secret Service has gone to far on this one! Bush is safe once again!

A college student who used modified song lyrics to describe the violent death of President Bush on a Web site said he meant no harm — but the U.S. Secret Service seized his computer nonetheless. Tim Willis, a freshman at Mars Hill College, said he made the posting to myspace.com in late February in response to a posting by a friend, whose computer also was seized. The lyrics were from “Bullet,” a 1978 song by the punk band The Misfits. Willis replaced references to President Kennedy with Bush’s name.

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The Turkey Monster

March 19th, 2006 admin No comments

Marianne Lee takes no shit from turkeys!

As I was walking faster, they’d walk faster. I heard a sound behind me and then I felt the turkey’s claw on my back. I was lucky that there was a branch right there and I swung it at the turkey.

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I want my fucking grand slam breakfast bitch!

March 17th, 2006 admin No comments

I understand you are hungry man, but just wait. Wait it out man!

A gunman opened fire inside a Denny’s restaurant during lunch hour Wednesday, killing two people and wounding two before taking his own life, police said. As many as 15 people were inside the restaurant at the time, authorities said. Many fled or hid in bathrooms for safety.

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Wonder how much I can get for these…

March 17th, 2006 admin No comments

Upskirt pictures are bad. Gerald DeJoseph, get a girl your age bud.

A school band director arrested on charges of taking digital pictures up girls’ dresses and skirts has been fired.” … “Investigators said DeJoseph secretly took more than 100 photographs underneath girls’ skirts or dresses without their knowledge at Switzerland Point Middle School.

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The milk man strikes again (not your wife)

March 17th, 2006 admin No comments

Ha, this must be the idiot of the week. Great pictures with the full story. Marty Simpson, get a brain and a job.

Police said a man robbed a Georgia convenience store last weekend with a milk crate on his head, and the whole incident was caught on surveillance tape.

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