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Porn patrol

February 18th, 2006 admin No comments

Two uniformed men strolled into the main room of the Little Falls library in Bethesda one day last week and demanded the attention of all patrons using the computers. Then they made their announcement: The viewing of Internet pornography was forbidden.” … “A police officer arrived. In the end, no one had to step outside except the uniformed men.

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Google to feds: Fuck off

February 18th, 2006 admin No comments

Google lashed out at the U.S. Justice Department on Friday, saying that a high-profile request for a list of a week’s worth of search terms must not be granted because it would disclose trade secrets and violate the privacy rights of its users.” … “Another reason for objecting to the subpoena, [Google says], is that government lawyers might share the information with the FBI for criminal prosecution — say, of people who typed in search terms like marijuana cultivation or directv hacking.

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Draino could help

February 18th, 2006 admin No comments

The corpses of at least 20 newborn babies and fetuses are found each week in the sewers of Zimbabwe’s capital, some having been flushed down toilets, Harare city authorities said, according to state media Friday.

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Knob fetish

February 18th, 2006 admin No comments

A man who claims he is obsessed with doorknobs faces three years in prison for a burglary spree in which dozens of them were taken from construction sites, along with tools and other materials.

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This food fucking sucks

February 18th, 2006 admin No comments

A family sitting down to dinner had to call police and an ambulance after a man allegedly bit off the nose of his girlfriend, authorities said.

Jody Bennett came out of a back room of a north Tulsa residence on Thursday with a napkin over her face and said her boyfriend, identified as Greg Hill, had bitten her nose.

Medics responding to the house saw that Bennett’s nose had been severed and called police.

“We looked around and tried to find a nose but couldn’t find it,” Cpl. Larry Edwards, a police spokesman, said. “I think he swallowed it.”

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Kiss me you fool

February 18th, 2006 admin No comments

It may have been a borderline call, but it was still a third strike. The Oregon Court of Appeals on Wednesday upheld a ruling that sent Nicholas Meyrovich to life in prison under a 2001 three-strikes law. Meyrovich got his third strike, a felony sex offense, for delivering an unwanted kiss.

Meyrovich, in his appeal, claimed that a life sentence for the kiss violated the Oregon Constitution’s ban on cruel and unusual punishment.

Meyrovich, 60, an exterminator, was inspecting the home of a Salem woman in October 2003 when he suddenly grabbed her and kissed her. The woman pushed Meyrovich away, but he took hold of her again and sucked her on the neck, stopping when a neighbor walked in.

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Would you like fries with that?

February 18th, 2006 admin No comments

The 62-year-old man reportedly tried to make eye contact with a 71-year-old female customer who was dining with her husband. The woman says she later saw him masturbating with his shorts unzipped. Police were called.

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Pain in the neck

February 17th, 2006 admin No comments

“A family in Hilo, Hawaii, has sued a doctor after the man admitted he implanted a screwdriver into the neck of a patient, instead of titanium rods, according to a Local 6 News report.”

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Pizza Pizza, and sweaty wops.

February 17th, 2006 admin No comments

A Delaware County pizza parlor manager is charged with raping a teenage girl who applied for a job.” … ” Police say the girl told a teacher she was sexually assaulted when she went to apply for a job at the pizza parlor in January. Officials say she was taken to Crozer-Chester Medical Center for an examination, and later was admitted with a severe pelvic infection.

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Thats so sweet baby

February 17th, 2006 admin No comments

How sweet “A Lake County man is in jail, accused of torturing his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day.” … “The report says he punched her, choked her, tried to light her hair on fire and tortured her for several hours.” [With picture of alleged torturer.]

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